So we spent all yesterday evening out an about with my vibrating egg in. As you can imagine I was gagging for sex by the time I got home. So I rush upstairs, put on something a little sexy and and climb into bed. Roll over and there is OH with four condoms lined up.
We had been sent some to test and although we had used them on previous nights , he now wanted to test them all together.
So he opens them up and lines them up. First there was the sniff test! After deciding which ones smelt the best and worst he moved on to the feel test. After ranking them from thickest to thinnest he finally put one on! By this point I was starting to get a little annoyed. 5 minutes into it he suddenly stops and pushes me off! I stared at him in disgust as he pull off the condom and puts on his next one! By the time he had moved onto the four one I was seriously annoyed.
He clearly was a geek and teachers pet at school! Ha going to kill me for posting this but I had to share because its funny the lenghs he goes to test things out
At least he didn't get his notepad out to take down notes mid shag x
Aw bless, i know it cant have been much fun for you but men can be really funny sometimes when they get into something!
Hahaha he sounds like me! Serious business this writing reviews ;) I drive my partner crazy with it lol x
You have to take these things seriously!
Skippy when my orgasm is being affected I would rather he didn't lol
LOL - Sounds very familiar - we both tend to do extreme testing when we receive something.
Next time though make sure you have your orgasm first 
Naughty nurse 85 wrote:
So we spent all yesterday evening out an about with my vibrating egg in. As you can imagine I was gagging for sex by the time I got home. So I rush upstairs, put on something a little sexy and and climb into bed. Roll over and there is OH with four condoms lined up.
We had been sent some to test and although we had used them on previous nights , he now wanted to test them all together.
So he opens them up and lines them up. First there was the sniff test! After deciding which ones smelt the best and worst he moved on to the feel test. After ranking them from thickest to thinnest he finally put one on! By this point I was starting to get a little annoyed. 5 minutes into it he suddenly stops and pushes me off! I stared at him in disgust as he pull off the condom and puts on his next one! By the time he had moved onto the four one I was seriously annoyed.
He clearly was a geek and teachers pet at school! Ha going to kill me for posting this but I had to share because its funny the lenghs he goes to test things out
At least he didn't get his notepad out to take down notes mid shag x
I've done the note pad things mid testing.... although sometimes it's required when having to fill out in depth surveys and things....