Corrupt a Wish

Off-Topic Chat
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This is a fun little game.

How to play: The poster above you makes a wish. The next poster grants the wish, however they must make it go wrong.

Eg:

I wish I had £1million.

Granted, but you now owe £1m to the taxman.

I'll start!

I wish I had 10,000 Oh! Points.

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Granted but you now owe lovehoney £1000

i wish I could go on holiday for a year

3

Granted but you caught a tropical disease and spent over 8 months recovering In a foreign hospital.
I wish I hAd a bigger house

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Granted but now you have a HUUUUGE mortgage!!!

I wish I lived in Florida.

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Granted but you live in the most alligator-infested part of the glades.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

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granted but you can only eat raw fish

i wish i had a magic wand

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This thread already exists guys

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Ron Burgundy wrote:

This thread already exists guys

I was going to mention it but didn't wanna be the one to ruin it :P http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/off-topic/598939-corrupt-a-wish/page-33/