Male 23y here. Three years ago, by the means of a pencil, I have discovered that I really enjoy anal masturbation. In subsequent days I had intrusive thoughts about it and found myself extremely horny as well as confused and concerned and anxious (I have OCD). One day I kept thinking about the possibility of inserting a cucumber. I decided to do it, went to the store and bought one. To make matters worse, I chose one of the thicker ones. I went home and tried to perform the act, but it didn’t fit. I tried for a while but to no avail.
The following weeks various other objects entered my anus, but reasonable in size. I’m very ashamed of this period. I eventually bought a sex toy and since then I haven’t used any object that isn’t a sex toy.
Now looking back at it, I am flabbergasted by how I could think that I could fit a cucumber. Am I stupid? Am I crazy? Does anyone have a similar experience?
You’re not stupid or crazy, you have an overly imaginative, curious mind. Don’t you just love life with OCD sometimes? At least you were safe, and you’ve stayed safe since.
I’ve got ADHD and the things I’ve stuck up my arse over the many decades you would not believe. But I can’t say it made me confused or anxious. Well, anxious to see what else felt good and to not get caught. Nothing to be ashamed of but maybe don’t bring it up in the pub.
A cucumber is quite wide for a beginner, and too hard. But I’ve got dildos that are as girthy as your average UK cucumber and I can manage them now. Trick is lube, soft materials and patience.
Saw an X-ray online of someone who’d stuck a Buzz Lightyear figure up his arse, then his wings extended! Definitely to infinity and beyond!
I will add that i have nurses in the family and they all have first hand horror stories of inappropriate things inserted anally. Just buy purpose made toys, we are after all on the Lovehoney site!
That’s how it pretty much all began for me in my teens. Fingers, small cucumbers, then the biggest cucumbers I could find haha then eggplants, wow.
After years of that , as I was too nervous etc to buy a dildo, I finally started buying dildos and using better lube. I love a good solo anal session with my dildos, just feels so good, more than physically too, it makes me feel very connected to something… hard to explain.
Hopefully one day I can share the passion with someone.
Your defo none of them things dude, maybe a bit greedy with choosing a massive cucumber and not warmed up to it first! but ultimately I reckon majority of us have been there before we got into the real sex toys.
It also tends to be more of a kinky turn on that adds to the excitement when you use items not intended for anal play!
but ultimately I reckon majority of us have been there before we got into the real sex toys.