Cum Taste and Consistency - An Experimental Journey

[valbowski77]

There has been lots of talk around male cum on this forum - the taste, smell, texture, viscosity, quantity, distance of ejaculation, etc.

I have been experimenting and have entered week 2 of a fairly regimented application of some Super Fruit “enzymes” that are built to help you stay regular (bathroom routine), help digest red meats (which I love and am a avid BBQ and smoker of meat) increase energy and work as an anti-oxidant.

I am not convinced that this is the right “magic bullet” for increasing cum volume, taste, or smell, as the experiment would have to have more people involved and be a little more controlled rather than an addition to diet. However, here is what I have been doing:

1. 2 caplets of a “Super Fruit” extract (see photo added in different string for ingredients). Obviously these aren’t built for the specific purpose I am intending them for but were the best thing I could find aside from dried pineapple powder (they only make it bulk and not capsule form so you’d have to fill your own caplets). There are a couple of ingredients that would actually counteract what I am trying to accomplish, however, I don’t feel that the quantity is enough to be counter-intuitive to what I am working to accomplish. As you will see from the photo, there are a lot of good things in there that likely have no choice but to “sweeten” things up a bit. Of note is the overall effect that these may be having on me as opposed to doing one or two things, it may be helping in other areas (read on)

(Of note is the side effects. I have a touchy stomach. These pills are made to be a digestive enzyme which helps neutralize issues with breaking down other foods. I tried to be a hero and take 4 tablets for the first few days and immediately ended up with a liquid stomach - too much and had to scale back the intake to regulate bathroom trips. However, if you have a problem with constipation, these are the pills for you! )

2. 400 mg of magnesium - this I take daily for restless leg syndrome as I am a terrible sleeper and this seems to help the “jitters” I experience before bed. Whether a placebo or not, Magnesium is good for bone and muscle health and I find it makes a difference. I don’t feel it would dramatically affect cum performance. This is my opinion as an unregistered sex professional…

3. Regular Men’s daily vitamin - This is an over the counter “One a day” magic bullet that likely does very little to assist, but better than nothing on the vitamin front. As a fun side note, it turns my urine fluorescent yellow!

4. Water - I have stayed with my regular fluids intake but have upped the water intake dramatically. I now up up to about 4 liters of water per day over and above my regular intake of fluids. I have opted out of giving up alcohol or coffee simply because I don’t want to. I’m not getting paid to do this but I am sure if you took the dehydrating fluids out, then performance would go up. I also feel that in real life, you still need to be happy. I’m not a heavy drinker but do love a pint of beer or a glass of wine and probably consume the equivalent of about 6-8 drinks per week. Hard alcohol affects my sleep and I stay away from it so it is beer or wine - maybe a canned spritzer but usually no hard cocktails.

Results - This is something I am doing confidentially from Mrs. Val. I wanted to see if she subconsciously becomes more interested in the “end result” of sex due to the “show” at the end. (Who doesn’t want sex with a cream filled explosion of tasty cream at the end, right? Like a confetti cannon that you can eat) Mrs. Val is right in the middle of shark week and leading up to it, she isn’t interested in sex. I timed it so that our first encounter together is when she is the horniest so we will see how it goes. As far as my own observations, I do notice a volume increase (shower masturbation) as well as an overall distance in ejaculate expelled. Previously my cum was super thick and “heavy” but now seems to have a better viscosity to it. It shoots a little further without any extra build up or exit angle. The velocity seems the same as the muscles are performing as usual.

I am a non-smoker and don’t do any type of drugs. I also am 6’1 and about 230 lbs. so not obese but fairly fit and overall a pretty healthy guy with no diseases or health concerns that I know of. (I am the typical Dad-Bod yet athletic guy that could still crush a smart mouthed kid in an arm wrestle!)

Here is something I didn’t expect from this experiment that was a pleasant surprise - and if I have noticed, I think other have as well:

Focusing on myself, eating a little better, more vitamins, more water, etc. has changed my mood. I have a very high stress job so the day-to-day with life, kids, finances, volunteering, parents, work life balance can be overwhelming. I find that I am less irritable, less anxious about things, have a little less appetite and have dropped a couple of pounds in weight (I do not go to the gym but do play sports on a regular basis). I take a bit more time to snuggle Mrs. Val and I am not irritated as easily by stupid things that most of you simple brush off which I am unable to usually do. I am in the middle of negotiating a new job with a different company and feel that it is taking way too long to happen, so that is stressing me out, but I feel a sense of calmness that has been absent in the last 3-4 months.

Remember, I am a mid-40’s man married 24 years to the same woman who I love dearly and who is the mother of my kids. We don’t see eye to eye all the time but I never realized that my mood seemed to drive the mood in the home as well.

I have noticed that the kids are happier, I have more energy, less irritable, willing to let go of the shit I can’t change, and get more accomplished during the day. I am more alert and attentive and tend to get 15-20% more done during the day which takes away the anxiety of procrastination I was feeling before I started this. I feel a little bit of shame that I didn’t try this before, but this may be something I stick to as I enjoy this “me” better than a couple weeks back.

I’m not sure of the ultimate goal on smell/taste of cum but will go for a test drive tonight and see how it works. I have been trying to let my body absorb the nutrients and get in a habit of applying the changes before I go in for a sample taste/smell myself. Probably by the weekend, Mrs. Val will be bugging me for a good session and I plan to let her have all I have got.

Fingers crossed but the side effects are worth the experiment even if the goal has yet to be accomplished.

Wish me luck!

[G_and_S]

Now this is great! I have always wanted to ejacukate more because as I get older it seems to be less and less. Flavour etc is a little salty but quite nice at the same time! I’ll be watching this closely for now and look forward to the results

[Nvravrg69]

I’m following along @valbowski77

I have a supplement stack that I came across online somewhere (sorry I just don’t remember where exactly) but it promised to increase male sex load volume. I’ve been using it for months with pretty good results and I have at least a decade in age on you. it looks like this:

L-Arginine, 1000mg strength, taken 1 time daily = 1000mg
Zinc, 50mg strength, taken 1 time daily = 50mg
Pygeum, 100mg strength, taken 2 times daily = 200mg
Lecithin, 1200mg strength, taken 1 time daily = 1200mg

[G_and_S]

Looks like I need to do some research, especially as the OH is a more the better kinda gal

[AJSTAR]

Very interesting read! You’ve mentioned some great info there and I too get restless legs sometimes

Can’t wait to hear more of your overall findings, many lucky goods your way!!

[batjamboree]

My husband did this a few years ago and tried no meat and lots of fruit and veg and pumpkin seeds and maintain the fitness and high water intake and it made a massive difference with massive discharge when he came

[valbowski77]

UPDATE

After taking 2 more Super Fruit pills and my regular vitamins, working a regular day, probably drinking a little less water than I should have, working outside for a couple hours and having a beer once I sat back in the house at about 9 pm, I stripped off and headed to the shower.

I grabbed some silicone lube and got to work. Interesting that the initial ejaculate was fairly thick but near the end of the orgasm, the cum was fairly runny… It seemed like i needed to purge, almost the same as when I got my vasectomy. Quantity was about a tablespoon or so. I think this is fairly low honestly, but I had no sexual (mental) stimulation before masturbating. It was a quick one-off and a shot. I think if I had more foreplay or it was an actual session, the quantity would have been likely higher. This also would need to be tested…

I think I am onto something as the smell was still a bit like chlorine, but not as pungent as typical during sex. The smell of cum in the air usually is very noticeable, but this was fairly mild. Surprisingly, the taste was fairly pleasant as well. It was sweeter than I remember, and although I didn’t have the heart to take the whole load in my mouth, I think a thinner and lower viscosity load would be easier to take in it’s entirety. I’m not sure what the crowd enjoys, but I think a runny and less “yogurt” thickness would be less attractive. Often you see clips of cum swapping, etc but it’s hard to tell if any of it is real…

After the shower, Mrs. Val was surprisingly off shark week (shame on me for not paying attention). She is on a cleanse so was apprehensive for sex, but I managed to work her up to it. I focused on her just to get my juices flowing again. Some oral on her and, unlike pre-shark week, she tasted deliciously sweet!

She asked me to go inside her and after about 5 minutes of some deep thrusting, I pulled out which then switched to her giving me oral (as I think she also likes the taste of herself on me). My pre-cum was flowing pretty decently which was a surprise after cumming less than an hour before in the shower. She was loving it and the whole time I am thinking about my pills! LOL

Anyways, we go back to PIV doggy style as now she wants it deeper. I am on the edge right about to go again and she seemed to have an insatiable need for thrusting. I was able to change the angle a bit and switched to more of a “grind” than a thrust. I said it was her turn and laid on my side with her on her back and her legs in the air. PIV but a thumb on her clit and a finger rimming her anus took her there pretty fast. But I was right on the edge and wanted to observe my testing results… she calms down and to my surprise and delight says “come up here…let me see you”. She relaxed on her back and asked me cum on her chest… Yes Ma’am!

After some oral, some titty squeeze and some handy work, I unload on her chest, the whole time I was anticipating the smell and her reaction as I was in science mode not sex mode. The load was smaller but definitely had more velocity and very little smell. It was runnier shot further than I did in the shower. She didn’t take it in her mouth which I was ok with since this rarely happens anyway. I do love this style of testing!

So tonight she wants a date night. I’m hoping she is up for round two. My other theory is that the longer you go without cumming, the thicker the cum gets, almost stale and too thick. I will try again for another round and see if the consistency and the other aspects of the load are changing or not.

I also haven’t had sex 2 nights in a row in about a year so if the pills add the “icing” on the cake, sign me up!

Pro - Subconscious want of cumming on her as this is rare. She is definitely not repulsed by it
Con - These pills seem to liquify my stomach. I may have to half the dose as it makes me not well even though it is supposed to make it better. Not sure why but may have to be a little more careful or not mix it with other vitamins and see if it is better.

[valbowski77]

So after doing some research, it may be the magnesium that is causing the liquid stomach, not the juice pills. I will give it a day and revisit the regular dose and half the magnesium that I have been taking.

I’ve been sleeping great but the stomach doesn’t attract Mrs. Val when you spent an hour in the bathroom and then want sex when you get out.

Gotta tinker with it…

[nnn86]

I have different problem I have so much cum that my wife is afraid to take it in the mouth

[SteelA1]

You could share it

[valbowski77]

UPDATE

So I seem to have hit a “plateau” on changing anything any further with this.

Although I have turned part camel, I physically can’t drink any more water and the viscosity of my cum has not changed in about a week. However, I have noticed a far less metallic and “chlorine” type smell with it. The aroma, although distinct, is not pungent. It has the hint of bleach but not stale or noxious, simply “sterile”. I have kept the pipes moving down there, masturbating or having some for of ejaculate at least every 2 days which seems to help things along.

As far as the taste goes, as a non-smoker and only a social drinker, I have noticed that the more water I drink the better the taste. It also seems to be clearer and less white or milky colored. The flavor is indistinct but definitely sweeter with more of a “stale honey” hint to it.

As a note, I did get a vasectomy in 2010 which may or may not change matters. However, Mrs. Val still like the load released on her chest. She has been around my cum recently and although not repulsed by it, she hasn’t developed an insatiable appetite for drinking it either…lol. She hasn’t also commented on the quality, quantity or basically anything to do with it so a pretty big strikeout as far as ground breaking effects.

I think the hydration, eating well and continuing to keep the tubes clear has helped to keep the odor and the flavor probably as good as it gets I am thinking.

This has been a great experiment but seemed to have better results in my head than in real life. Regardless, I plan to have Mrs. Val wanting to take the load as usual and if I can sweeten the pot, so to speak, I will do my share to keep her interested in the fruits of her labor.

Thanks for following along with me!