Dildo Gas Mask

Sex Tips & Talk
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OMG has anyone else seen this? it looks real scarey..I can just imagine hearing hubby rumageing around in the sex toy box in the draw at the end of my bed..wondering what he was doing then seeing him appear above the matress with this on his head and actually scaring me to DEATH..thats right sex toy development teams this toy can KILL ppl of a delicate disposion

If you havent seen the Dildo Gas Mask go see it NOW make sure you know how it looks to avoid shock later on if spousy has decided to shop for you!

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I saw that through a previous link and my first thought was OMG WHY?

There's some strange peeps out there. Keep safe OA.

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LOL I can imagin my insane grandad thinking the Germans are bombing and running around wildly with it o0n his head

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My thoughts exactly

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http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/s.cfm?term=dildo+gas+mask

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on first page of love honeys dildos! but be warned its scarey! I advise looking with squinted eyes first to get used to the image

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If any bloke ever suggested such a thing I'd ring immediately for the guys in white jackets to take him away. I know we're all different but there's a limit. Isn't there....?

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I dont quite understand the point of this toy to be honest.

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I dont quite understand the point of this toy to be honest.

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I'm totally befuddled and bemused by such an item.

Having Said that, when I first found Ex-Mr TS on the tranny sites - OMG - there's a big, scary,dead wierd world out there. There's one guy who calls himself 'Lordofrubber' and his pic is him encased in an orange rubber suit. No joke, he needs Gok there now to sort out his wardrobe - I mean, there's only certain peeps who can carry orange - poor he/she/it.

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Truly Scrumptious wrote:

I'm totally befuddled and bemused by such an item.

Having Said that, when I first found Ex-Mr TS on the tranny sites - OMG - there's a big, scary,dead wierd world out there. There's one guy who calls himself 'Lordofrubber' and his pic is him encased in an orange rubber suit. No joke, he needs Gok there now to sort out his wardrobe - I mean, there's only certain peeps who can carry orange - poor he/she/it.

I'm sure you would look truly scrumptious in a tight rubber jump suit, perhaps once the packet rebellion is over External Media

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eeee thats is seriuosly scary! and in no way sexy. No reviews..never a good sign lol

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*seriously

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That is very very scary! Its' such a turn off and would give anyone in their right minds a heart attack!

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LoveHoney - Ruth wrote:

Andserkiel wrote:

Can the LoveHoney guys tell us if anyone has actually brought it?

Yes we can, and yes they have! I like to think of it as the Darth Vader Dildo..

But the one reviewer bought it to look like an elephant, don't remember any of those in Star Wars. More like Pinocchio after a hard day's night.

Does LH check that the person reviewing the product has purchased it or could 'elephant man/woman' just be joking?

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I did wonder why it (DV's cape) was so lose, just never seen them for sale in Woolworth's in the Star Wars section.

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hehe come on cadets you can do better than that hehe you know we all have different fetishes dont upset the odd ones

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Well l do have a gas mask, no not that old but used to go walking with a proudly flatulent friend and l was going to take it and make a point next time he did it, but settled for black polishing the toilet seat instead- what a hoot.

Tallboy

PS May not have a star wars dildo gas mask thingy, but having a gas mask, superglue and a dildo it can't be rocket science to figure it out surely !!! Just got to make sure l don't get any on the toilet seat l guess or could be in for a long stay.

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tallboy247 wrote:

PS May not have a satr wars dildo gas mask thingy, but having a gas mask, superglue and a dildo it can't be rocket science to figure it out surely !!! Just got to make sure l don't get any on the toilet seat l guess or could be in for a long stay.

but will it look like an elephant's trunk?

Sureley the loo seat would be more fun.

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tallboy247 wrote:

May not have a star wars dildo gas mask thingy, but having a gas mask, superglue and a dildo it can't be rocket science to figure it out surely !!! Just got to make sure l don't get any on the toilet seat l guess or could be in for a long stay.

Thats it tallboy - DIY scary dildo gas mask thing :)