Dirty talk in Italian!

Hi folks,

My Husband wants to learn Italian as this is important for his work, so I've bought him some 'learn italian' books/cd's to get him started...

I want to give it to him with a notecard, like you would any present, but I want to write something really naughty on it, in Italian of course.

I very much doubt I'll find any filthy phrases in amoungst the learning books!

Anyone speak Italian? Can anyone help with some suggestions?

MrsPx

I live with some Italians... but they don't know about LoveHoney and think it would freak them out asking for some dirty talk in Italian... lol

Google!

http://translate.google.com/#en|it|

I was playing about translating rubbish into Chinese last night in the bath with the app, hah!

Be sure to reverse it though to see if the grammar holds up well.

Swear words:

http://www.gambino.com/curse.htm

Although he may not understand them...

HappyCouple wrote:

I live with some Italians... but they don't know about LoveHoney and think it would freak them out asking for some dirty talk in Italian... lol

Haa! Imagine their confused faces!

Didn't realise you could do such a thing! The wonder of t'internet!

What do you mean about 'reversing' it? Do you mean type it in Italian to translate into English?

MrsPx

Ooo, think I got my first phrase...

" Buona Fortuna con il tuo italiano, ora fammi succhiare il cazzo "

Thanks WandA x

MrsP wrote:

Didn't realise you could do such a thing! The wonder of t'internet!

What do you mean about 'reversing' it? Do you mean type it in Italian to translate into English? External Media

MrsPx

Yeah. Do Eng to It and then from It back to Eng. Some phrases can change to tenses or subject. You don't want ask him to suck your cock I assume!

I think a letter in Italian would work well. Good luck and enjoy.

MrsP wrote:

Ooo, think I got my first phrase...

" Buona Fortuna con il tuo italiano, ora fammi succhiare il cazzo "

Thanks WandA x

what do you want to know!!! lol Cazzo to me is a really crass word I rarely use it.

MrsP wrote:

Ooo, think I got my first phrase...

" Buona Fortuna con il tuo italiano, ora fammi succhiare il cazzo "

Thanks WandA x

Ha ha - I love it - very direct!!

My language ! La lingua dell' amore ! anything you need to know you have your free translator here !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0

Here is video of italian dirty talk.

italians swear more than most and talk about screwing 23.5 /7

My OH itainan... its amazing, wispering sweet words into my ear, right turn on :L

Try here! http://www.alternative-dictionaries.net/dictionary/italian/

scopare scopare sempre scopare

tout l'ínglesi joca cinque contra uno lol

"Vidal Sassoon, Georgio Armani"! Can you guess the film that was said in?! Makes me laugh every time :0)

OK so I don't know how to spell this but I will write it how it sounds... (I learnt this from an old Italian accomplice)

*Eiyu von de puttan*

In English - I want to f*ck you :)

Add a little Italian accent and voila!

(Not really 'dirty' talk but it is all I can contribute :D)

I'm Italian, if you need help just tell me and I'll be happy to help!

Italian is to me the most beautiful language in the world, no need to talk dirty but they do, a LOT lol