Dirty Texts and Dirty Talk

So come on guys... spill the beans, what dirty talk gets you wet or hard??

What words do you like to use? Do you use any phrases that crop up time and time again that you know can get you and your partner going??

what words do you use for your privates? pussy? cunt? cock? dick?

What dirty texts have you had recently that you've had a naughty smile to and have really turned you on??

Usually the description of what my OH is doing to herself, pleasuring herself gets me going. She will entice me to touch myself and ask what i am doing, then ask what i want her to do to herself to get her off.

All words are allowed, cunt is not one she likes even when she is superhorny it turns her off, but everything else is fair game. She cant stop saying cock or dick when talking dirty when she is very aroused.

Lately she told me she had a vibrator in her pussy and a plug in her ass and i could choose which one to replace as soon as i got through the door...that made me rush home with a hard on!

i bet it did drtyboy!! lol

Hmm me and OH text quite a lot and talk dirty all the time, we tend to slip it into general chit chat :)

I tend to tell him what I'm doing to myself and what I want him to do to me, he tends to tell me what he wants me to do to him / what he will do to me!

I agree with Drtyboy - cunt is not hot.... I actually quite like being called a dirty whore during sex!!

When my OH is away we tend to Skype each other and he'll start telling me in great detail exactly what he's going to do to me when he gets back - that, alone gets me going.

Pussy, cunt, cock, dick, breasts, tits - we love them all;)

yes my OH will yell "I am such a filthy whore" or "am i your fuck slut" which i absolutely love... usually tells me she is about to cum too!

Try these threads for ideas:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/sex-tips-and-talk/43382-talking-naughty/

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/sex-tips-and-talk/60724-dirty-text-messages/

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/sex-tips-and-talk/245921-dirty-texts-ideas/

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/sex-tips-and-talk/236551-ever-sex-txt-your-oh-at-work-study/

Oh, just caught sight of this

Firstly, I only use the C*nt word if I'm super super horny and I do it without realising. Otherwise anything goes really.

In terms of texts; describing every details of what you're doing, or what you're going to do to me is a sure fire way to get me horny.

Anything like telling me you're going to tie my hands together, bend me over and fuck me. Or how I'm a dirty bitch. Being pushed up against the wall, with my hands held fast above my head and fucking me until I forget my name etc etc

I lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve dirty texts. Mmmmmmm

asking questions like how many fingers you got in that dirty hole and what do they taste like.some times it take an extra 20 mins to get home after stopping to text on the way home but i know when i get there it's a pussy

going to be wet and waitng and wanting mmmmmmmmmmmm

lickmadick wrote:

asking questions like how many fingers you got in that dirty hole and what do they taste like.some times it take an extra 20 mins to get home after stopping to text on the way home but i know when i get there it's a pussy

going to be wet and waitng and wanting mmmmmmmmmmmm

'dirty hole'? lol, how erotic

I'm a fan of the odd dirty text (but not a dirty hole)

ok whatever you lke ?

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