Amazing Air BnB in Carcassonne in the South of France.
The property has a massive bed, which will be covered in rose petals and a few sex books to get you going. You choose from a ‘sex pack’ or a bottle of champagne and chocolates for the room, or both. There is a massive double spa bath at the end of the bed, with lounge seats that face each other, along with a walk-in tropical rainfall shower and a sauna in the bedroom. Need I say more?!
Carcassonne is a medieval walled city and is quintessentially Catalan; very romantic and the food, drink and scenery is amazing. The city is a very short walk up a hill behind the property.
My OH surprised me with a few days here and I can heartily recommend it to anyone!
Just a word of caution on these hot-tubs; whatever you are planning on doing in them, you can guarantee everyone else has too! We have one in the back garden, but personally I would never use one at a holiday accommodation as the cleaning process they follow will not be sufficient to remove any bodily fluids from the pipes and pump etc. That would require a full empty and refill and there is no way they will do that. They will change the filter and check the chemicals and that will be it, which is not sufficient.
Bit further away but Ess and Emm is similar to the secret dungeon. What a great post to open up. One thing always difficult to find was hotels, or anywhere that had a ceiling mirror above the bed!
Thats a bit of an unfair sweeping statement…I witnessed first hand the cleaning and the daily inspection of chemical levels etc.( very stringent rules in place)…cant speak about other places. , but everything was immaculate.
Stayed at The Retreat at Hedgehog Corner a couple of years ago. Very private and amazing Hot tub (completely emptied and cleaned between guests).
The Retreat is a small house separate to the main house. There are also:
Acorns - This is a private part of the hosts house.
Nutkins - This is new so can’t comment.
As a bonus for any Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall fans it’s just down the road from River Cottage. Not our thing so can’t comment but it’s there if you want it.
We’ve booked the Brighton Boutique Dungeon for a night away next month. Both so excited as first time in a place like this. Sure it will lead onto more adventurous and equipped dungeons.
Just spent a night at Chateau Demark in London (just next to Tottenham Court Road tube station at the end of Oxford St). Very cool room with a stylish gothic kind of vibe. Sound proofed with a massive TV and speakers that you can connect to and play your own stuff, blast out their own playlists or watch a bunch of free porn (or a big mirror next to the bed to watch your own live action!). Also got “party” mode on the lighting that sets the mood nicely. Had a great night after going to see Dirty Dancing up the road at the Dominion.
Just don’t get tempted by the mini bar, prices are eye watering, even for London
We were just in a ‘Superior Session Room’ which despite the “Superior” title is the basic offering One of the apartments would be awesome but the basic room was pricey enough and we were only there for one night.
One of the apartments would be awesome but the basic room was pricey enough and we were only there for one night.