Do you name your toys?

My favourite dildo is called Moby (as in Moby Dick) as it's shaped like a dick and is as big as a whale ;)

call it B O B

battery oparated boyfriend lol

Ha, just remembered.Way back. My OH used to call one " Heinekin". It reached the parts others couldn't. (old beer advert ) It was a penis extension, and none too comfy either. Things have moved on since then, thankfully.

Usually just the name they come with. Adam, acute, tango, mona and such. Sometimes I wonder if folk I mention them to think i'm naming them myself.

The only one that's had it's name changed is my vixskin mustang, which will forever be RainbowCock.

Don't name them at all. If I get more toys than i currently have (7) then I might start naming them but for now I don't need to.

No, it's never occurred to me to name my sex toys. When I was a child, I had the usual habit of naming my stuffed toys, but other than that I've never really been one for giving names to inanimate objects. I have friends who give names to everything they own, from their fridge to their iPod. It's always seemed a bit odd to me.

I usually don't. But realistic dildos do simply become known as 'my cock'.

After much deliberation my girlfriend decided to name our dildo PurPur, given that it's purple and well... purrfect :p

I named my first toy Rahul, just because it sounds funny and like a sizzling hot Hispanic muscle bound guy rather than a silly 6 inch luminous pink piece of toot 😅

My first was called Peter! Second Benjamin 😂 No prizes for guessing what type of toys they were 😂 since then I've had Muffy, and now Bubblegum! Only my rabbits get named though 😁

Only the really good ones :)

Purple urple! My Cobalt (not purple) 180mm Rocks Off Bullet vibrator.

I am not even sure how the name came about, I think we just called it that once and it just kind of stuck. We dont have a habbit of naming inanimate objects :p

Just this one -

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33604

Its called 'Dick and Dom'!

When you have as many as I do, you really wouldn't remember the names even if you did. I've used them while thinking about a different person for each one when I only had two around two years ago but honestly I probably couldn't think of enough appropriate names for them.

Ive named my very first bullet that I got! Charlie ♥ and very first dildo too and it was a bigger version of Charlie, big Charlier haha 😳

No, just keep the name it came with. Like 'tango, mona, adam, nea, fifi' etc :)

We have a large (and I mean large) dildo vibrator that has affectionately been named the 'tree trunk' or 'telegraph pole' but its the only toy that has a name lol x

My first ever rabbit was called "Jessica" but that was only really so that we could mention it without the kids having a clue what we were on about!

I know that my mate called hers Roger for the same reason!

My first ever rabbit was called "Jessica" but that was only really so that we could mention it without the kids having a clue what we were on about!

I know that my mate called hers Roger for the same reason!

Me and my girlfriend have a strap on it's name is Mr. Hyde and also a finger vibrating pink and her name is Mrs. Pink :D we have bought two new sex toys and we have decided to naming they after we used them :)