Love this idea from your Mrs 
How come those days have gone for ya man?
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Yeah she finds it funny!
No idea, now Iām mid forties i just dont wake up with a boner. Everything is working fine, had a full MOT on my body and all my levels are fine.
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Sounds like a bit of a joker your Mrs, like my other half too!!
Aye Iām 43, whilst thereās times I find it takes that extra bit longer to get hard these days, with some help from the Mrs I do get there. Must say I do enjoy waking up most mornings with the morning glory 
Good to hear the MOT check has you feeling good man 
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Iāve never been able to fall asleep on road trips, airplanes, schoolhouses, and half the time I just canāt sleep away from home. Apparently the in the āproā column is that Iām less likely to pop out mid-flight! Never thought of that risk.
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A friend was coming over specifically to have dinner and to spank me. I was on my way to get some takeout at a restaruant I go to that know me well, she called me while I was driving to tell me exactly how and with what she was going to spank me with. The drive was maybe 10 minutes and ended just as I pulled into the lot.
The conversation was so hot I had a massive hard on, which wasnāt helped by the fact I was wearing very loose sweats and no underwear. I litterally had to sit in the lot for 10 minutes before it went away. Iām sure when I walked in there may have been some sign of it. I told her what had happened and she added 25 swats for not being able to control myself. Unfair if you aske me. 
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Thinking way back I can remember when I was a a boring meeting no table just us sitting in chairs in a circle, I decided not to wear any underwear that day, all was good accept being bored but as soon as we all had a warm drink handed to us things changed, I had placed the cup in my groin area and that was the time I found out I like temperature play, the warmth from the cup onto my penis made it grow and rise pretty quickly 
definitely noticeable if anyone was looking at me 
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My current partner has a similar sense of humour but will do it when we are out. She has a knack for getting me excited in inappropriate places then enjoys watching me try to hide my bulge. Iāve got better over the years and age so itās less raging hard on and more of a semi but still noticeable embarrassment.
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Yeah, my OH loves to find hidden places in shops and tease me by discreetly rubbing me, giving me an erection,then I have to try to walk around and try to hide the bulge in my pants. Depending what I am wearing it can be quite difficult and I have to separate from her and let the boner subside before catching up with her. Dirty girl !
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My wife is a proper tease and she will get me hard in front of certain friends and also her mum sometimes, she just finds it funny as do our friends when they see! We are also very open with certain friends so never a real biggy.
Her mum has never mentioned anything but the wife always says there is definitely a noticeable bulge and her mum wouldnāt be able to not realise!
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Never in front of family, but out and about in public for sure. One time we had gone on a bike ride and stopped at our favorite coffee shop for cup and snack. We were dressed in our bike shorts and tops, tight Lycra stuff, does not hide much. She began giving me google eyes and lightly brushing my leg under the table. I sprouted a nice boner, then had to go pick up our beverages at the counter. There was a woman sitting a couple tables away from us, and when I walked back to our table had a great view of my barely hidden cock. She could not keep her eyes off it. Kind of embarrassing actually.
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Oh yes. Lol lolā¦. A bit embarrassed to admit it happened 3 times and all 3 was at the doctors surgery getting my 
checked by sexy female doctorsā¦ā¦ I will never forget the first time it happenedā¦. She was like Ok lay down and pull down your trousers and underwear and I knew it was coming and I promise I tried to thiof the most un sexy things but I was at the point of no return and whilst she was feeling my in a professional non sexual way it happenedā¦. PING I was at full mastā¦.
I immediately held my 
against my stomach and she was blushingā¦ Now this is one of my biggest fantasies, the whole being examined by a hot doctor then she comes on to me etc etc but obviously that wasnāt gonna happenā¦.
2 further times it happened over the years, just my luck to get hot female doctorsā¦.. Lol
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With my fetish it happens a lot. Its really bad during summer
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So we just recently flew back from our holiday and I woke up in the aisle seat with a morning glory while wearing thin travelling trousers, desparate for the toilet .. and being a man of a certain advanced age it can become difficult to hold too long ..
.. I had to take my blanket to the loo with me. Didnāt want to poke anyones eyes out.
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