Has anyone ever woke up with a Boner at an inappropriate time or place, perhaps sun bathing by a pool. It happened to me once in Spain, luckily Mrs Balls was probably the first to notice, through a towel over me and woke me up.
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Wife does it to me when we are away together. She will get me worked up and I can’t move then for a few minutes 
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When my wife and I were first dating, we would talk on the phone a lot, and often the subject would be in context of our previous day’s activities, which often led to a boner for me. If I needed to get up to do so something , I would need to pick up a large clipboard to cover myself so the other guys would not see. It became a standing joke for us for a while.
And, the was a few times when we were on vacation, most notably, on St Thomas, when we would be at the shore lounging on beach chairs, enjoying the sea and sun. I would commonly wear a speedo swimsuit, and it was quite common for me to get unprovoked erections, which made having a towel necessary. You can not hide a boner in those suits.
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I was with two gals at a nude beach. We had made margaritas and had it in a travel mug (no glass is allowed) and we had gone through half of it when I decided to close my eyes l when I was on my back to enjoy a nap. Sometime during this small nap I got a hard-on. My fwb said she smiled as my erection drew a crowd. She said she loved our other companion’s expression having never seen my fatty erect. Then she pulled a towel over my hard-on. When I woke up I still was hard so I walked over to the oven and dove in. Yes it killed my erection! That walk to the ocean was Very embarrassing
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I can’t think of a time where I have been embarrassed about it luckily it’s never happened in inappropriate places, of course in my younger days they would pop up at times when it wasn’t called for lol, when it happened and some friends had noticed it was made as a little joke from them.
I will say I had some 
When I had accidentally cum from a innocent boner, most of the time I was the only one who knew about those times. But I was nicknamed cannon cock 
amongst a group of friends when I was seeing someone and we would have a kissing parties/gatherings.
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I woke up after having surgry and had a rock hard boner.
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I always remember the days at high school when would get the random throbbing boners ping up all the time and having to try navigate about hiding them with baggy jumpers or a rucksack!! 
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A few years back we’d gone on holidays with another couple. We came across a nude beach and the women went topless and they encouraged us to strip off.
I’m not the biggest, but braved it. We had taken a few beers and eventually I dozed off. When I woke up, I was at full mast with the others giggling.
Fortunately the beach was fairly quiet and I only displayed my full 4 inches to the other three.
It’s a story that’s been told at many a get together!
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I don’t know if it caused embarrassment, but boners can happen during slow dances.
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Mrs W here ……..
When I was much younger and spending too much time in pubs and Clubs….. when the slow dances were on I loved the feel of what I guessed was a boner against my thigh … was never embarrassing to me …… mmmmm xx
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As I’ve always wore briefs and slightly baggier trousers, it’s never been too much of a problem to be honest, a little bit of excitement would go I noticed but there have been a couple of near misses! Once in the office, I’d been changing into my cycling kit to head home and me and my OH had been planning an evening of fun via text and she sent me something a bit spicy which set me off, had to try and get back to my desk in my lycra without being spotted! I’ve have the post surgery boner too - no explanation or any thoughts at all, it just happened and it was extremely aroused and I was praying no staff came in at that point, it took ages to settle and it didn’t help when I thought at one point it was a shame the OH wasn’t there!!!
Think the worst was on a family holiday with the in laws, was rubbing suntan lotion into the back of my OH and forgot where I was and started to massage a bit closer to her sides and her boobs and was getting a bit excited as I knew she liked that - glanced up in time to see the mother in law looking at us - that I goodness for baby swimming shorts!!!
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A boner after surgery might just be morning wood.
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I’d though that but it was about 2-3 hours after I woke up from surgery which was the weird thing - had it been right away I’d have understood and been downright embarrassed given there were 2 nurses with me in the recovery room!! 
I do think it probably is the same process in the body that causes morning wood though - probably linked to the anaesthetic totally wearing off!! 
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I would say not since high school has it been a frequent issue - seems like it was always popping up in French class right before I’d have to get up and do some public speaking.
Early on when my wife and I were just dating in college - and with her being my first significant relationship - I was rather self-conscious about getting aroused when we were hanging out, even before we were making out, just sitting together and talking all night, and I asked either if it bothered her for me to be aroused. She laughed at me and told me it was very hot, flattering, and she liked knowing she turned me on. So that was that.
Wasn’t long before we were into all night make-out sessions leaking ounces of precum through my jeans and then even occasional blown load in my pants, which then of course was a different sort of embarrassing as I made my walk of shame back to my dorm.
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Skinning dipping in the swimming pool on holiday. Had to let it subside before exiting the pool.
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The penis should do nocturnal erections on a regular basis, and it does not get enough blood flow if it stays flaccid all of the time. The need for circulation is probably related to morning wood. This is not about “wet dreams”, either. Nocturnal erections are natural, and they are needed to maintain the health of the penis.
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When I had a operation I wasn’t too worried about post surgery boner but I was more worried about my hand as when going to sleep I always have my hand on my penis, I suppose it’s a comfort thing.
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Yes, that happened to me a long time ago, in the late 1980’s in college by our apartment pool.
I was lying on my stomach and my then fiancee got into the pool. She got out and came over to me to tell me that my penis was sticking out the bottom of my swim trunks. Now, it wasn’t completely out as it was still inside (underneath) the mesh lining but those mesh linings in men’s bathing suits have little holes in them.
My erection was out beyond the bottom of the swim trunks but it was still inside the mesh lining. I had no idea until my then fiancee came over to me to let me know.
In the late 1990’s, I was flying out for an interview to another state many states away. It was hot, the summer, in the 90’s outside and I was in shorts. Evidently I fell asleep during the flight. When I woke up there were two of those little airline blankets over me, over my midsection.
Now, being that I’d been asleep, I have no idea what happened. I don’t know if a passenger saw and was upset, if a stewardess saw on her own and covered me etc. I don’t know if I was sticking out of my shorts or whether I was just erect but still inside of my shorts etc.
Going to another flight, this time I was flying back from Japan to the U.S. after a long business trip there (10 days). This was in 2011. It had been a long week and I was exhausted. I fell asleep on the flight as it was a long flight and it was over part of the night time too.
Most know that stewdardess’s are pretty good about letting a sleeping passenger sleep.
A stewardess woke me up from sleeping on the flight and she told me that we were flying over Portland, OR in case I wanted to look. It was night time, dark out. I was groggy when she woke me. I was wondering why she woke me up. I didn’t care about looking out and down over Portland, OR in the dark.
Once she knew I was awake, she walked off. I then repositioned myself to try and go back to sleep and that’s when I noticed that my erection was sticking out of my shorts.
Evidently, her way (the stewardess) of letting me know and taking care of this was to wake me up. She didn’t think of covering me with an airline blanket like the other one did a decade or so before.
I’m almost 60 now and those are the only times I can remember now off the top of my head where I had an issue while I was sleeping with an erection.
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My wife loves getting me hard before we go out. Normally if we’re going for a walk
But the days have gone of waking in the morning with a boner.
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