Reminds me of sitting in the cinema watching There’s Something About Mary and the scrote in zipper scene, thinking they won’t show that…and they showed it! 
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Luckily I’ve never had to go to A&E with any sexy injuries as my wife works at are local A&E that would be embarrassing.
But was nearly going once. We had been out all night partying and when we got home things got very intense quick and we were having fun together all sorts of positions and this carried off for what felt like eternity. When I woke up in the morning my penis was very swollen and saw. Couldn’t bring myself to go to her work so just sat with a bag of pea’s on my crotch was very saw for days 
I had to have a prostate examination, the doctor was very thorough and hit the right spot, if it had gone on much longer it might have been obvious how it felt. Apart from stopping too soon the only other downside was it was a male doctor.
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You do know now you can just have a blood test to check on your prostate. Me thinks you were hoping for a woman doctor.
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@Wood-Nymph yes, the PSA blood test, however somee doctors will still want to use the tried- and-true. My doctor is one of them, sadly a male doctor and always asking after me when Sexterminatrix visits the surgery, even when I’m not going with her to the appointment. I think he may have a thing for me haha.
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I think you might be right. Hubby has his checked regularly as his father has prostate cancer and is really not good at all. Has always been the blood test though.
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@Wood-Nymph my best wishes to hubby’s father, that’s sad to hear. At my stage of life it’s only a bit of hyperplasia which all men will get in their lives, so I’m hoping some extra attention via regular prostate milking etc. will stave of anything nastier. Fingers crossed.
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My father also had it but his was due to hormones. He had to have injections every three months and that reduced it in size and he went into remission. But he died of other things unrelated he was nearly 90. Mustnt get morbid it must be because its late and i cant s!eep.
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@Wood-Nymph I keep forgetting about the time difference on the forum (it’s nearly lunchtime where I am!). Hopefully your sleep will not be long in coming. 
Its 2:30am here, went to bed but just could not get to sleep so made myself a cuppa tea.
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My prostate examination was due to problems ended up with MRI scan and biopsy, luckily all clear, but the examination wasn’t at all unpleasant.
Many years ago following divorce from first wife and before meeting currently OH/wife, I had a butt plug disappear up my backside whilst relaxing around the house before I was planning some anal play. Luckily, I was and to recover the item by a trip to the loo and some fingering, which was giving me the right feelings but just at the wrong time. Took a while for it to recovered and I was starting to get worried, but my arse muscles finally ejected it out.
The base of the plus wasn’t as flared as it should have been and to avoid a repeat of that incident it got binned. Not long after I met my OH and it was never replaced, mainly because OH is happy to help with fingering me as I need.
@WillC Never mind retreating into your abdomen, Mine would have gone back home.
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When I went to hospital for my vasectomy many years ago, I had 2 embarrassing situations. Firstly, I had received a letter telling me to shave before the operation, or the hospital would do it for me. Well not knowing what was involved I decided to shave at home. When I had undressed and put on the theatre gown a nurse came in and asked to check if I had shaved. I lifted the gown and she checked and said, that’s a bit more than was required, as I had just about shaved from my nipples to my knees. The second embarrassing moment came while I went to lay on the operating table. I laid down and the Dr raise it up to working height, which just happened to be at window level which was in full view of anyone walking in the park next door. Luckily, we were on the first floor.
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