Have you had any embarrassing medical situations? A toy stuck up your derriere? A steel cock ring refusing to come off? A fanny fart during cervical screening? Did you need medical intervention for a sex related injury?
My most recent cervical screening was rather embarrassing
The nurse was struggling to see my cervix so asked me to cough. Normal thing for me. I did a small cough and the nurse looked up and said "Wow, you have a tight pelvic floor. Youāve snapped the speculum into several pieces.ā
Since then, Iāve gone easy on the kegal balls
I used to get giggles watching bizarre ER whenever they talked about things getting stuck in placesā¦ and then recently on the socials a random story came up of a man in Brazil who went in with I think 50 boiled eggs up his bum!!
I once went for a standard STI check which was due to start off with the usual swab/umbrella thing down the urethra.
There were two women there, both surprisingly hot. Before I pulled pants down the older woman said that the other was a trainee and asked if it was ok for her to observe as part of her training.
Without thinking I said something along the lines of āof course, Iām into voyeurismā.
Not so much medical because Iāve been avoiding going, but Iām still recovering from messing my shoulder/arm up during cowgirl sex ā I still have some pain, and numbness in my left forefinger. Iāve been avoiding the doctor because āSTI L shoulder/upper arm during sexual activityā is not something I want forever etched on my medical records for doctors to smile about. Yes I know (vaguely) the wording, I used to work for the NHS as Iāve mentioned before.
Also nearly orgasmed during my first pelvic exam. Itās an awkward way to discover youāre quite into vaginal stretching!
Had a cystoscopy, where a hot nurse injected a mixture of local anaesthetic and lube down my urethra, then put a plastic bulldog clip over the bell end to stop it leaking out, all witnessed by a group of young medical students. My cock retreated into my abdomen in embarrassment!
I donāt have one but my OH does. Weād just had PIV and we was cleaning up and noticed blood. I naturally thought oh Iāve started my period. Until he checked and he was the one bleeding. It wouldnāt stop and he started feeling faint so we ended up in A&E. It turned out he had a frenulum penile tear. He was lucky as there is no ever lasting damage.
But all I remember was as the doctor and nurse walked in, I called him a bloody Bellend
That reminds me of when my husband had his wisdom teeth out, I went for moral support, started laughing and had to turn away. Dentist was confused, as was hubby. I told hubby I had a new nickname for him, gummy bear
Many years ago when I had my vasectomy . The urologist and his nurse got started after a joke about slipping with the surgical tools . They got started and a few minutes in the nurse got called away . A second nurse came in to assist . She to left and a third appeared . Then two more dropped by . I think I suggested the receptionist come have a look , as she was the only staff that had not been in to see my sliced balls .
Samantha here. I came very close. I had a butt plug that ended up going all the way in during sex. Not the 1st time it had happened. Iv always managed to push it back out with my fingers in my vagina. However this time it just wouldnāt come out. We went to a and e but thought id give it one more try in the loo before we i spoke to anyone and thankfully it popped out. Embarrassment averted. Just
Had a friend that purchased some glass ben wa balls from here on my recommendation. However, on her first time popping them in, she couldnāt get them out. The more anxious she got, the more tense her vagina got. She had them in for 3 days until she got an appointment with the nurse at her doctors surgery
I work as a Paramedic and have seen a fair few situations that people are embarrassed about. Professionalism takes over (although there is always some gossip at the station).
The only thing I will add is that sometimes food allergies can have very localised reactions. So be careful with post dinner oral sex.
Another was after an operation for a testicular tortion when I was 17, they put ādissolvingā stitches in my ball bag. No matter how long I soaked in the bath the feckers refused to dissolve. So I ended up with very old nurse taking them out by hand!
I was a volunteer firefighter , EMT , Rescue Diver in the 80s . Trying to be professional was challenging at times . There were more than a few times where even my gag reflex was challenged . The other end was doing my best not to burst out laughing .
Iāve mentioned this on here before but Iāve caught the skin from my shaft in the zip of a custom Red latex catsuit before both a painful and expensiveā having to cut the catsuit off to the point of just having the zip attached then having to remove that with two pairs of pliers
first time sheād ever had that happen. We just had a good laugh about it.
having to cut the catsuit off to the point of just having the zip attached then having to remove that with two pairs of pliers