My father caught me masturbating with my fingers OMG was I red faced
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My father caught me masturbating with my fingers OMG was I red faced
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As a teenager my mother walked in on me having sex with my boyfriend. I was on top. Total embarrassment. Many many years later my daughter walked in me and my husband having anal sex. Needless to say I ate pillow very fast lol
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Last year, hubby and I decided to do a bit of anal play. I’m pretty “meh” about anal stuff; sometimes I like it, other times I don’t.
Anyway, we were mid-sex and things got pretty heated, so I told hubby to fetch a butt plug: I wanted to ramp up the heat of our rough, doggy-style sex sesh. He did, and returned to me a few minutes later with a butt plug and what he thought was the lube, and generously applied it on my ass.
It feels cold, then it feels warm. Really warm, like, surface of the sun warm.
It starts hurting quite severely, so I tell hubby that I think we have a problem. I ask to see what lube he used to see if I can work out the problem with it and he hands me the bottle. Immediately I realised what the problem was: he hadn’t slathered my ass in lube at all, he’d slathered my anal opening in HAND SANITIZER!
I’m not generally a very religious person, but I tell ye, I was ready and willing to worship absolutely any deity willing to listen!
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Our closest call was in the summer house in our garden one evening. We’d had a few drinks and fancied a quickie. Wife was on her knees and i was PIV, leant forward over her back to feel her huge hanging boobs and we toppled sidewards bursting the doors open and ended up on the deck outside. Luckily it was datk and we got back inside pretty quickly. No neighbours have mentioned seeing us 
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I was once masturbating and my mum walked in mid orgasm. Still don’t think she realised as I was under the covers and just about kept my cool as my clit was bursting with pleasure 
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Was it Maspalomas by any chance? If so weve had a similar experience.
Older lech of a guy walked up holding his dick as we were thinking about a quicky alfresco…there are more people wandering than you think in the dunes.
He was promptly told in Spanish
“Vete a la mierda”.
That conversation could have been the perfect beginning for a foursome with your neighbours
Many years ago ( Before MrsIwill and i were married) , taking advantage of my parents being out for the evening.
We were in mid session when i had this sensation of something cold and wet on my ass… my first thought was " what is she doing and how ?"
We were in missionary position and there it was again!! This cold wet thing… next thing i hear is " go away Buster" .
Our inquisitive Boxer had come upstairs to see what was going on and showed particular interest in my thrusting ass.
Closest ive come to a threesome unfortunately. 
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My first GF still lived with elderly strict parents.
We weren’t allowed in her bedroom, and used to sit in their middle dining rm and make out etc
Her parents used to watch TV in the front rm, and sat on an old leather sofa, and you could clearly hear when they got up, and that gave us plenty of time to stop anything naughty before they passed thru to the kitchen.
On one occasion my GF was sat straddling me, slowly moving up and down on my cock, her skirt draped around us, so it just looked like she was sitting on my lap.
Mid session, we realised her mum was coming into the room, we’d not heard properly due to fucking.
My GF froze as did I and her mum carried walking to the kitchen, totally unaware I was balls deep in her daughter!
When she passed by my GF sprung off me, leaving me sitting there, jeans open, full mast.
I quickly pulled my coat across my lap, which luckily was next to me.
But her mum came back in the room and asked me to pass her a newspaper that was on a book case next to the sofa, which was higher.
Carefully I had to reach the paper keeping the coat over my cock
Needless to say, I put myself away still looking like a tent, still coat over me, as soon as she went back to the room.
Didn’t ever fk in there again!
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A long time ago, I met a schoolteacher on an 18-30 holiday in Spain. One thing led to another and we went back to my room, thinking that there would be some privacy, how wrong I was.
We were doing the missionary, and all of a sudden my mates burst in and quickly exited. Next day all the talk was about my white arse going up and down. Oh how they laughed, and still told the story for the next 20 years - thank god mobile phones only appeared on Tomorrow’s World
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Without a doubt, it was my cousin. getting a phone call when he was over at our house and wanting some privacy. So he went into the bedroom and found our strap-on.
and of course, he didn’t just ignore it. Nope, he came walking out, holding it up.
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My sex life or lack there of…
@Woodster21 … i think you could have been shagged off, sorry i mean slagged off by your mates about worse things than that.
I’m sure you would have loved the nick name " Shagger".
I think it was dreadful, you leading a respectable school teacher astray on an 18-30 holiday…what would the head mistress have to say.
@MrGoodGuy …id have loved if that story had ended with her mum saying over her shoulder as she left the room " you can put your cock away now"
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Her dad was 6ft 3, solid built and was an ex boxer
Not a scenario I’d liked to have found myself in 
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I’ve had that t-shirt @pootle and although that doesn’t help you…it may help knowing that you’re not alone in this situation…it happens a lot. How couples end up there can be complicated and varied as each story is different.
I hope you get the result that you want…sending you hugs
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@pootle …sorry to hear that. Hope you can find a way to reignite it
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