Just wondered if anyone has any?
i’ve been quite lucky in that the closest thing I have got to being embarrassed is nearly being caught by the In-laws whilst masterbating. They didn’t catch me, but it was damn close!
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When we were young and dating, we had a public sex session in a park by a river. We were behind a massive gum tree and thought we were secluded. We didn't realise a tourist bout went up nd down the river until we heard wolf whistles and cheering. My OH jumped off me and ran with all of our clothes to hide, leaving me laying there with my erection in full view of the boat.
a more recent one was on a naughty weekend away, we didn't realise we had a turn down service in the motel we were staying at. We had a hot sex session and planned on another after our night out and had left over 20 sex toys out ready for us to use on each other. When we returned we saw the room which we had left in a mess was spotless and tidy except for all the toys which were left in the same place we had placed them. All weekend we could hear the staff talking about us and having their own private laughs. We were embarrassed at first, but in the end we also laughed it off and had a lot more sex that weekend.
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A few years back we were on holiday Ona boat on the Norfolk broads. We were having some fun and one way or another my foot ended up stuck out of the roof hatch. Later that day we went for lunch at the pub we were moored near, to hear everyone talking about the rocking boat and foot on show.
They were probably jealous
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We went to Fuertaventura last year for valentines. Decided that C would head back to the room early to get ready to go out (really she went back to put some sexy clothes on and surprise me). We were in the middle of sex with us both orgasming and the maid walked in. Didnt hear her knock as we were being quite vocal.
More recently we went to a pub quiz with our new neighbours and they happened to slip into conversation that they can hear us having sex haha
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We were having sex in the sand dunes of a naturist beach. Now this beach attracted plenty of voyeurs but the sand dunes are more private so imagine our surprise to find four young guys peering over the top of the dune which we thought was secluded. My wife disengaged immediately she spotted them and we grabbed our clothes and went back to the beach. Embarrassing for me was my erection which wouldn’t subside even when we relocated.
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Several years ago my girlfriend at the time had her parents stay with us for about a week. Their bedroom backed on to ours and we realised having sex would be difficult without them knowing. So one night we went to the bottom of the bed, she bent over doggy style and we whispered we’d have sex in silence. This got us both very excited as it felt naughty and as we were doing it in almost pitch black had sensory depravation. My girlfriend used to queef but during this particular session it was really really loud. We stopped to try and work out whether we’d woken anyone up but decided to carry on. As we didn’t get any funny looks the next day from her parents we figured we’d just got away with it. So the rest of the week we carried on like that and every time the queefing occurred. On the last day her parents were there we went out for lunch. After a few wines her mum started saying about their room was comfy and her dad hadn’t snored. Then asked us if we slept ok as every night she’d heard one of us “breaking wind” quite loudly! We provided no explanation and I still don’t know whether she really knew what was going on or genuinely thought that’s what it was!!
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Some years ago (18 or so!) me and my partner at the time went to a friends engagement house party. Drinks were flowing, and all having a good time. My partner felt a little isolated as she didnt know many people, and wanted to go for a walk to clear her head for a while.
There is a park nearby so we went there and sat on a bench for a chat and bit of fresh air. Things took an unexpected turn on the sexual side, and before I knew it my trousers were round my ankles and enjoyed some outside fun, oral and penetration.
We walked back in to the party looking all innocent, yet freinds and familly of the happy couple were clearly aware of what we had been doing. Then it all became a little clearer!
Unbeknown to us at the time, I had somehow pocket redialled my mate who's party we were at. When he realised what we were up to he thought it would be great entertainment to put us on load speaker at the party. "Only for 5 minutes, then I hung up to give you some privacy" he said laughing. After checking my phone records the bugger was blatantly lying - the call had lasted 40 mins! I lost count of how much of our dirty talk was repeated to us. I'd completely forgot about that night of shame until I saw this thread!
When I was young, my boyfriend at the time was going down on me, me on the corner/edge of the bed, fully naked and in walks his mum 😂
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My mother caught me with a boyfriend when young, she was out so we'd gone to my bedroom, undressed and got on with things. She came home early, heard the noises and burst in, threw him out and gave me a very hard time. When she'd calmed down she gave me a very severe talking to about contraception.
When he was a bit older than that, my OH was caught having sex one night in a London park shelter by a park-keeper. The man kept his torch on the girlfriend while she dressed, they were both nude from the waist down, and she wasn't happy.
Have been accidentally-on-purpose walked in on a couple of times by friends when with boyfriends at uni, but that wasn't upsetting.
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Earlier this year we stayed at a naturist guest house, where the guest cabins all faced onto the pool. We were feeling horny so had a very vigorous session on and against the very creaky bed. When we had finished and slid the bed back into position (the energy used had moved it right across the room) we stepped out of the door, to realise another couple were sunbathing just outside. She asked us very politely if we had enjoyed our siesta. She must have overheard every creak, groan and scream!
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We weren't strictly caught but, staying with friends for a weekend away, our female host popped into our room - their spare room - to get something whilst hubby and I were out for the day. I'd previously said to her just to do so if she needed anything. What she got was a great insight into our lives - hubby had left a cock ring and a bottle of perfume on the bed with a note saying "this is what we're going to be wearing tonight!" That was many years ago but she still teases us about it.
Oh and another one, the cleaner walked in on us on holiday last year 😬
When at college I met this girls in we went back to hers (shared house) and we thought it was empty and started in her bedroom and went from room to room that we could get in and have sex and her room mate walked in on us as we was sat on the sofa she was facing away from me riding as she got off me her mate couldn't stop looking at my cock as I was rock hard and we went up stairs to her room and carried on after we all laughed and joked about it saying she should join is next time and said yes but it never happened same but it was hot and horny and fun
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Cmon, that's not very gentlemanly of you! I'd have redeemed my girlfriend by saying "yeah, I fart like a trooper after a couple of beers. Apologies!"Shagger11 wrote:
Then asked us if we slept ok as every night she’d heard one of us “breaking wind” quite loudly! We provided no explanation and I still don’t know whether she really knew what was going on or genuinely thought that’s what it was!!
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Not exactly an embarassing sex story, but related ....
I have always been into taking selfies of my naked (or almost naked) self, right back to pre-digital days. Back in the mid-1980s I'd received my latest batch of pics back from the (very discreet) processors and was so pleased with them that I decided to send a few in to a gentleman's magazine to see if they'd publish one in the 'One for the Ladies' section. I wasn't expecting a reply, and was astonished when they replied saying they would like to print one in a future issue. As there was decent cash on offer I agreed immediately and signed the release form. The picture was duly published and I sent in a few more, one of which was also published.
Anyway, a while later I raided my brother's porn stash ..... to find that very issue with me showing everything to the world.
Arrrggghhhh !!!!
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Many years ago i was round my girlfriend's house , now ex. I didn't drive at the time and had to get the last bus home but we didn't realise the time and we was having sex and her mum opened the bedroom door which the bed was right next to and caught us in the act with her legs in the air ! 5 minutes after I am walking downstairs to get ready to get the bus and her mum couldn't stop smiling at me 😂🤦🏻♂️
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After getting divorced in the late 70s I was really into body building and would cruse the beach on my motorcycle looking for women . One evening I picked up a really sexy attractive gal . We went to her place a block off the beach and we were stripping as we entered . We started fucking on the couch right away . As I am giving her a real good fucking , another girl walks in , totally naked . I was a bit stunned and was hoping to for fill a dream of having two woman . The one receiving my cock said hi and the room mate said hi and told her where she was going . BTW . It was early and still sunny out . Not really embarrassing , more of a surprise .
Not too many stories, probably the number 1 was when I stayed over at one of my friends houses for week when my hubby was working overseas. I don't know how many days it had been but I can't go a week without an orgasm and I thought the bathroom would be the best place to get some privacy to masturbate. Of course being the sweet friend she is she brought me some extra towels and caught me taking care of myself. She was laughing but said sorry and closed the door!
My closest friend was over at our house a few years ago and asked me if Mr Claire&Mark wore thongs. It was a bit of a strange question to ask until I realised she was sat next to the ironing pile which had his undies very visible!
Only when my mother asked if I'd started using a vibrator!
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😂😂😂😂😂 Awkward hahasammy-jo wrote:
Only when my mother asked if I'd started using a vibrator!