To be fair, she might have seen the funny side, but I just panicked totally…
Yours is worse though…at least I wasn’t in public 
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I had to perform a quick rummage in order to locate the vibrator’s whereabouts. I had packed it at the top of the bag just under the handle, but it had slipped further down amongst our clothes.
I will never forget this knowing looks and smiles of my fellow passengers 
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I’ve mentioned this before but a few years ago, at Charles De Gaulle airport, a very pretty security lady looked at my case on the X ray machine and was curious as to the contents of one of our inner bags so she opened it.
It contained a couple of vibrators, a wand and a large strap-on dildo.
Fortunately my wife was some way away with her bag so she looked on from afar.
I just looked the lady in the eye and smiled. She was not fazed in the slightest. I imagine she’d seen much worse.
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I work in security. We see a lot!
The number of times colleagues say ‘she/he doesn’t look the type,’ when we see what’s in a passenger’s bag. If only they knew, makes me smile to myself 
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Samantha here. About 2 years ago now, i had a metal butt plug in and he was fucking me doggy style. He went to remove it so we could have anal, and it was gone. He was looking for it on the bed and the floor but no sign of it. I put my fingers inside my pussy and could feel it deep inside my rectum.
I went to the loo to try and force it out using my fingers but no luck.
Went to a&e and while i was waiting to been seen i managed to get it out in the toilet. Wasnt a good evening but we laugh now
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Phew!!!
That WAS a close call.
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I stayed at my best mates house when I was 19. We had both been to the pub and went to stay at his house. I often crashed on his bed. As I did this time. We were watching his tv when he asked me to wank him off as he was horny. I was very embarrassed and said no. Wish I had now
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When I first started dating an ex, we hadn’t talked about sex toys or anything like that yet. But she came over one day and I forgot that my fleshlight was still in the shower after I’d used it earlier.
She didn’t necessarily have a problem with it, but she burst out laughing and I was horribly embarrassed.
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I have a few!
As per my previous posts, my first job was in an office amongst maturer older ladies. I was always blushing as they always used to tease me and wind me up! However one afternoon I did have some erotic revenge!
In the office down the yard was a nice looking, mature receptionist. Next to her was a fax machine (rem those)? I was sent down to retrieve a fax.
She smiled at me but was engaged on the phone and pointed to the fax in the corner. I retrieved the fax and couldn’t help seeing a half open carrier bag at the side of her desk. I couldn’t help seeing the contents and clocked a cream satin suspender belt, stockings and a vibe!
She instantly knew I’d clocked it. She went red, so did I and began to swell! I grabbed the fax and left rapidly hoping my obvious excitement receded before I got back to my own office at the top of the yard!
When I was a bit older I was still living at home and was in one of my early relationships where we were starting to experiment with toys. This were the days before online shopping had took off and I had plucked the courage to go into a sex shop and buy a bulk standard white vibe.
I lost it for a while, then to my horror it reappeared from under my bed! My dad had decided to redecorate and decided to move my wheeled bed around to paint the walls.
On the second day of decorating he’d moved the bed and exposed the vibe by about 3quarters! I went up to admire his work where he proclaimed “there’s something under that bed”!
My heart has never beat so fast! To most casual observers it was blatantly obvious it was a sex toy! Luckily my dad was naive but he was a total prude! I rattled and stammered that it some old machine part!! Luckily he got distracted as the phone rang!!! Whoever that was you saved me lol!
Few years on again, my mum found some KY jelly! That did take some explaining! At the time I was seeing a girl who was into anal (a little too much)! I gave a totally implausible story we used it at work to lube up cables to fit to greased connection points! A complete load of rubbish and I could tell by her look I hadn’t convinced her!
Finally not a toy but equally embarrassing ! For another partner I bought some very expensive sheer nylons online. Unknown to me I ended up on a mailing list! 3 weeks later a catalogue came through the mail, handed over to my dad by the postman. It wasn’t even in a plain envelope and had a very visible attractive lady in stockings and heels in full view under the clear cellophane wrapper!
My dad was not impressed! I explained that away by saying I had been pranked by someone at work!!!
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Me and my husband were moving house and I had a box full of sex toys, my mother and father in law were helping with the move. My mother in law unknowingly picked up this box full of toys and it split open with a whole host of vibrators, dildos, butt plugs and strapons falling out with some turning on 
safe to say that was a biy awkward
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@mlghc
We too often wondered what the new occupiers of the flat we once rented back in the day thought of the previous tenants.
In those days (before the arrival of the internet) most of our shopping for sex toys, erotic lingerie, stockings etc, was made by mail order through a number of different outlets. We found it more comfortable and less embarrassing to shop this way other than to travel miles to one of the few sex shops.
These mail order companies bombarded us with their catalogues and promotional literature. We literally had piles of the stuff.
We often think back and wonder what the new occupants must have thought.
We really hoped that they made good use of them.
(Trumpet fanfare 
) then Lovehoney entered the on-line market and spared us from our receipt of promotional material sent via “snail mail”.
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Remember those days, ads in girlie mags where you cut coupons out, or you could send off for catalogues. I didn’t dare do it as I lived at home. but before the days of more rigorous data protection and privacy, once you were on a mailing list you were snared lol!
Thank goodness for the internet now ,online sites such as lovehoney, better privacy, data protection and opt out functions 
@mlghc
Yes, no matter that we returned unopened mailings to the senders with messages requesting that no further mailings should be sent, these companies were very persistent and continued sending marketing material by post.
We felt sorry for the tenants next renting the flat after we had left.
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The most recent time we moved (2020) was really the first time we had a critical mass of toys to manage. We intentionally packed all the sex toys tight in a medium box, sealed it, and labeled it private on all sides. Then we put it inside a larger box and packed all manner lingerie and intimates on top - wet-look and corsets at the bottom, satin slips, pajamas and bras on top. Everything was taped very securely, but we wanted the strategy that if anyone opened that box “to help unpack” they would identify it was intimates and should be left for us to manage and only mildly embarrassed rather than mortified!
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