I remember licking whipped cream of an ex-gf before and that was not all it's cracked up to be, weird gone off milk smell and not v nice residue. gf melted her easter egg on my midsection and cleaned it up nicely last week, which was nice :)
Funny story about my mate - funnier if you've seen Trainspotting and remember the infamous "dirty sheets" moment: Wants to do something sexy with food, and all he can find is a jar of Nutella, so him and his girl are playing around with this stuff for a while. They get a bit too into it and by the time they're done this stuff is everywhere from the sheets to the walls, must have been pretty nasty sitting in a room covered in thick gloopy brown stuff with traces of it still left on you and your partner...then his little sister walks straight through the door to ask him something. I imagine everyone felt a little awkward after that.
My OH stuck a chocolate flake in me. Don't know why HAHA A bit pointless and messy i thought.
lol!
A friend of mine told me about an ex of hers inserting a Galaxy Ripple in her and what a disaster it was! She had to prise it out of her as it started to melt and said she was wiping chocolate everytime she went to the loo External Media
Oh no sugary things and lady bits really do not mix!
Have tried ice cream - melted far too quickly - puddles on the bed! and some chocolate body paint which was horrible to taste and ended up very sticky, but this led to some fun in the shower!
The nasty choc paint has put us off im afraid, should really give it another go but am worried any paint will be just as disgusting to taste.
Well I can't imagine the beer would taste that good afterwards. The vagina is filled with mucins and fluids filtered out from the blood to keep it moist. We experimented with whipped cream before but it was messier and sticker than we expected and not nearly as sexy as we would have hoped for.
that squirty whipped cream in a can. my OH put it all over my boobs and put glacee cherries on top. it felt good, but the cream left me with a rash on my boobs for about a week :( he's eaten krispy kreme donuts off me too, i have a pic somewhere
With an ex I was doing the whole whipped cream thing....but instead of getting it on the nipple.....it went flying out, and bounced off her breast and onto her hair....which for her was the worst thing possible! She was very particular about her hair!
Yeah, it doesn't taste bad per say but do you really want to alter the winning formula of beer? Could be worth an experiment but I imagine it will have a strange taste to it.
Yeah, I could imagine the levels of ethanol in whiskey possibly causing a stinging effect in such a sensitive area. If you ever decide to go ahead with it let me know hoe you get on!
my boyfriend ate a mini roll out of my cleavage once, thats about it haha i want to try something a bit naughtier, i'm looking at this one body paint game on here, its got no reviews, but i might try it and write one for it, i always feel sorry for things with no reviews lol no one loves (or hates) them enough to write something......what a funny little world i live in
