We enjoy being on this forum, much the same as we all enjoy studying (and purchasing from) Lovehoney, but have you ever wondered if your close neighbours are doing exactly the same.
With usernames and images to keep us not only safe but anonymous, have you ever read a post and thought, “hang on, that happened to a neighbour, friend” etc.
Have you ever saw a neighbour take receipt of a parcel and thought that it looks like a LH discreet parcel (hard to do i know, but you never know).
No real names, addresses etc please, this is only a bit of fun to see how many suspicious people are out there lol.
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Not really to be honest, but I have had a number of conversations with people I know about sex toys… so I know that they ‘partake’.
One colleague once did say as a throwaway comment ‘I love Lovehoney’ which I didn’t think much of at the time but afterwards did wonder if she’s on this forum hahaha. We had a brief, but interesting conversation about pegging just before she said that.
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Makes ya laugh sometimes. Mention LH to most people and the response is that they have no idea what that site is, yet have a very distinctive glint in their eye.
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I would love if my neighbours were saucy minxes. I could see the couple across the street being swingers, but none of the others have anything twinkly about them. I’ve never heard my next door neighbours having sex. I hope they do, but are just really quiet.
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The funny thing about sex is it is easy to think that you are the only one in the street/family/office/church/team/club/whatever who’s really into it, but I have it on good authority that a few other people do it, too. The true figure could run into hundreds!
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A very funny but unbelievable story , lovely young girl neighbour was putting her bins out and during the day the wind picked up and blew the lid open scattering some rubbish on the road , when putting our bin out i decided to be the good neighbour and pick the rubbish up to save her doing it , could not stop smirking when one of the items was wet kitchen roll with a butt plug sticking out , you never really know people 
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This happened to us. We put all the LH packaging in the recycling bin and the refuse collectors thought it great fun to select a number of product packages and left them in the bin as a subliminal message that ‘we know what you are into’. We are very broad minded and just shrugged it off. We put other packages in the recycling since this incident plus a vibrator which was broken. It may have brightened their day and it’s something to talk about down the pub. 
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I have often wondered and be pleased to be honest that they were having an enjoyable, fun time. I would also be pleased that they had found the best place to purchase things from and the great service it offers.
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We’re quite open about this; I’ve recommended Lovehoney to quite a few people and we’ve discussed with a few friends about their ‘secret drawers’.
I’m proud of the fact that we have a healthy and active sex life, why hide it?
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Personally it doesn’t bother me much as a concept. I’m a grown adult that has sex. So what about it. They’d only recognize me if they heard something from me first to know it happened in the first place, so they’d already be privy to what I reveal about my life to them. No sweat off my back.
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In my local kink community people love Lovehoney so I know they partake.
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Overhead a couple of ex-work colleagues discussing places that sold sex toys, and one mentioned Lovehoney a few years ago. I just walked on with an inner smile pretending i hadn’t heard!
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My flat looks like a house from the front, and upstairs’ door is at the front, so a lot of my deliveries go to my neighbour by mistake. One day I had a LH delivery that I was expecting, so I was at the gate for fear of him getting instead, and he enquired abouf my hasfe and the parcel. I lied and said it was a Screwfix delivery. My husband loves to joke about “shopping at Screwfix” now
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After gifting a lush to my OH I now have the lovenes remote App. I’m now occasionally tempted to open it up in the supermarket to see if there’s anything of the kink out there. But it’s fun talking with people and they stop and change subject when you know they were going to say something they thought might embarrass you. If they only knew!
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