What do you call a hippies wife?
mississippi
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What do you call a fake noodle?
an impasta
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My favorite joke of all time.
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
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Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antique Roadshow
“Ooh” said the presenter “this is a very rare breed, do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?”
“Sticks” replied Paddy
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A Yorkshireman walks into a Vets
“Summat up wi’ t’cat”
Vet: “is it a Tom?”
Yorkshireman: “no it’s ere int basket”
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Where do bad rainbows go? Prism!
It’s a light sentence and gives them time to reflect.
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Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down for the greatest joke of all time 
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Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
To keep an eye (and paw) on the mouse!
Your cat seems appropriately unamused by this Dad Joke 
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This is exactly what I was looking for!
Well done @Peitho, round of a paws for you 
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Just to let anyone who got a book from at Christmas that it’s due back at the library next Monday.
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I’ve just been writing my will and I’ve decided to donate my organs. My son can have the Hammond, my daughter the Wurlitzer.
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I won my first cage fight yesterday, that budgie never knew what hit it!
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What did the daughter corn say to the mama corn ?
Where’s popcorn 
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Funny joke but I do want to point out that 'eskimos" don’t exist. It’s actually a derogatory name used for Canada’s First Nation Inuit people. Best way to describe it is like calling aboriginals in southern Canada and throughout the US as “Indians”.
I thought this was new info about eskimos but I-nu-it
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Well done @zombifiedguy
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Ok
Did you hear that the Dali Lama was arrested for gambling?
Apparently he likes Tibet
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Many of these really make me laugh but others just make me groan. That’s one of the groan jokes right there.
No offense intended @Scottishfunk .Just sharing cultural issues. I am not short on stepping on toes myself from not understanding. You are half way around the world yet I mess up Aboriginal issues locally right here in Canada. Go figure…