Oh dear!
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Copy it to the Rant thread and see what happens!? 
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@Lovehoney_Brenna would probably banish me! 
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Iāve just figured out @Blonde_Bunnyās joke. Took me a whileā¦ Iāll get my revenge with the best joke of allā¦ one dayā¦
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@MsR which joke?
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The ultra cool one!
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Whatās the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth. Hurty.
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Crying
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Whoās going to tell @Knight1119?
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Three people walked into a bar.
One ordered a pint.
Another ordered a pint and a scotch egg.
The third just sobbed.
The barman said, āWhy the tears?ā
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Did you know that you canāt spell advertisements without semen between the tits!
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What do you call a guy with a seagull on his headā¦
Cliff.
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What do you call a guy with a woodpecker on his headā¦
Edwood.
Taxi!
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What do you call a dog with no tongue?
Dirty Bollocks
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The local chicken farm has got seasonal jobs going in the run up to Christmas. Ā£9.50 per hour.
Iāve told them about your experience with handling small cocks.
Theyāve said you can start Monday.
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Irish animal rights protesters broke into a Turkey farm outside Dublin last night, they escaped with 5,000 Turkeys!!
A spokesman for the gang saidā¦
" We will be releasing the birds back into the wild, just as soon as they have defrosted! "
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Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.
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Iām giving up drinking for a month.
Sorry, that came out wrong.
Iām giving up. Drinking for a month.
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My wife and I had a big argument last night. She called me gullible and financially irresponsibleā¦
Wait until I tell her that Iāve won the Nigerian lottery!
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There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who donāt
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