Facebook status - if only!

I would love to have put this as my Facebook status as I know it would make people laugh but I daren't, so putting it here instead....

Just took delivery of a dildo with suction cup base from Lovehoney. After a couple of beers decided to see if it would stick to the wall. It did, but in pulling it off have removed a large section of paint and plaster from the wall!!!

Now this s funny, but i know it means some repairing on your side

Oh dear lol, I would love to have the guts to put something like that as my facebook status. I hope your wall isn't too badly damaged? It would make a good story though for people who enquire about the hole in your wall lol x

This is very funny. I would love to see the reactions you would get if you did put that as a facebook status!!!

highly amusing!!!!

some one in the pc brigade would report and they would delete the thread wrong but thats facebook

Someone's mum posted this on FB

http://i.imgur.com/osUPY.png

(taken from reddit)

Hahahaha! Lucky it wasn't the plaster too!!

Clicks "Like" on your Facebook status lol x

lol