Many of the essential oils we use state clearly NOT for consumption. Everything in moderation. There are some links using google that talk about making Cum. Most involve food products which is generally not recommended for inside the vagina. There is a brand called master series Jizz that claims it is safe for consumption.
You could try researching food grade coconut oil, the jar stuff that is solid, safe for consumption as far as know as obviously for cooking but i had read that because its natural it can be inserted, some girls use it to clear thrush.
When melted its clear not creamy but may give a leaking effect as you could insert a solid piece.
Loving the scenarios above!
Id be inclined to have your wife left tied up by her secret lover on the messy bed, shes been caught and youāre the one to clean up.
Please post if you find a safe solution and like I said, do research the coconut to be safe.
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There is an LH cum substitute which gets very good reviews.My wife is keen to give it a go as we also do not want a third person involved in the bedroom.However,recently we have started some very interesting sessions with wifes friend and her Sissy husband.Us guys are always dressed up in lingerie and french maid outfits etc and our wives dress sexily too.There is a fair amount of flashing but no touching.The last meeting we had us guys masturbated into the other wifes bra.My wife was very turned on when she put the bra back on and another mans sperm then coated her boobs.She had a massive orgasm when i removed the bra and licked it clean as well as her breasts as she brought herself off.Next time i have hinted that he shoots his load directly onto her tits,the thought of which seems to really excite her.I would also like a good cum substitute which is edible i can put inside her to accompany the real load on her chest.She is keen on the idea of the real thing on her boobs but itās a definite no-no down below.I look forward to more replies and ideas on this thread to help with the experience.
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Wow, that sounds amazing! Getting to watch another man cum in your wifeās bra that must have been so hot!
I have gotten so turned on by finding out about this activity, I canāt wait to try it! The possibilities are endless.
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I definitely like the sound of discovering her used and bound still. Maybe even to the point she āaccidentlyā fell asleep and my arrival awakes her, then either embrace it. Brag and demand a cleanup or there will be no action for me, or try to hide it in an attempt to convice me she tied herself for me, the extra creaminess is something like her extreme arousal in anticipation of me or a result of her prime point of ovulationā¦ But still requesting an oral session before revealing the truth.
I think letting her be in complete control post cleanup will also be exciting.
Will she allow a reclaim? And if so will she be degrading about it, āare you in yetā etc Or has her āneedsā been satisfied and what i have to offer is not worth her time. Im simply the unpaid cleanup crew.
I think it can go so many ways and boy does that excite me 
I think im gunna try the cum lube first. I think in the realistic way, the dose will be small. I really dont want the unrealistic floods of the stuff but failing that i will investigate other safe options.
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It certainly was,especially as my wife is/was really quite a shy person with limited partners.Watching him rub his cock on it as he wanked and then spraying his jizz into it was awesome.It was an extra bonus too wrapping his wifes bra round my cock as i also wanked as i watched him.My wife is up for being sprayed directly onto her boobs next but not down below.This really turns me on thinking about it,hopefully she will consent to it going over her face too and into her mouth but i wonāt push this and let it happen naturally if at all.If it encourages my wife i will tell her he can cum over both of us at the same time though that will probaly be a step too far.As you say,endless possibilities.
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Iāve thought about a similar thing. Iāve never got round to asking but I was thinking of freezing my cum and putting the frozen cube into her pussy. Guess it would say out till it melted too.
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Would Natural Yoghurt work and be safe for both of you? Love the messy used bed scenario, or like @Calie suggested, a love egg or similar to keep it inside
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The keeping it inside sounds so hot. I thought a butt plug could work well because the flared base acting as an extra barrier, the bulb blocking from inside and the flare blocking from outside. We dont have an egg so it may have to do.
Instead of me discovering the leftovers, although this still sounds hot, its more she would have purposely stored it to āmakeā me clean the whole lot up. How evil and sinister can she make it. Rather than being caught out
We have the cum lube so im looking forward to it being tested out. I dont know when, i told her it has to be random and unbeknown to me to make it feel as authentic as possible.
She has since been browsing ejaculating dildos as i showed her 1 on LH, she almost instantly devloped a wicked grin as i see the cogs turning in her headā¦ but we do have a lube applicator syringe so she may not waitā¦ who knows. 
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Why not use the real thing, cum that is. Wank off a couple of times into a cup and freeze the cum. Then at some time when there are a couple frozen loads your wife can thaw it without you knowing. She could inject it into herself. If you wait until you have frozen say 4 loads there should be some still in her when she sits on your face.
When much younger I wanted to eat my cum but after cumming the urge went away. My GF wanked me a couple of times and we froze the cum. Then one day she thawed it. As she was wanking me she pulled the cup out with the thawed cum and poured it on her chest and told me to eat it. It was gone in seconds. We did this numerous times with licking it off her arse being the best. I think the most I ate at one time was 4 loads worth.
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Definitely considered that option. Did it loose its consistency from freezing?
No not really. You can let it thaw to room temp or put the glass in warm water to get it up to human temp. Even if it changes a little it will be better than fake cum. You will get the consistency, taste and yes even the smell of the real thing. So why go for the fake stuff and wonder if it is safe?
Plus the prep of collecting the cum is fun too! A win win and win situation.
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Hmmm. I may give this a try.
I would like to point out that some lube taste absolutely horrible.
Just putting it out there. Itās not that because they look like cum they taste like cum, or anything pleasant.
If you really want to try this, and it is fun, you need the real thing.
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Freezing it is a really good idea might have to give that a try.
I would look at ejactulating dildos and get her to use it as āthe other guyā and as stated before, i imagine most water based lube will be safe but might not taste the best.
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Well, we tested this out using the creamy fake cum in the original post.
Trial runs so to speak. Here are some findingsā¦
- It stays in with a plug. Altgough untested while walking around for any amount of time.
- Unflavoured doesnt mean tasteless, not very pleasant flavoured but in small doses it could do the trick
- Dont let her play with it in there beforehand. A squirter like her pushed out the toy and the filling and coated me in both her own juices and the cummy lube, not that this was not enjoyable, in fact i dont think ive ever wanted to stroke myself as much as i did at this point. For clarity at this stage we were just testing it, we were in a non penetrative Missionary position.
- If you like the visual effect this fake cum looks great. Oozing creampies, sloppy seconds, cumshots! This stuff looks the part, just wish the taste was not that of chemicals
We have not performed the scenario yet as we wanted to test the waters, but so far so good i think, apart from the misleading lube description 
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