Fake Creampie Advice Needed

So me and the OH have been talking recently and i explained a scenario that i had thought about. For anyone struggling to talk about fantasies, sex etc, we found shared notes on the phone or messages much easier, and our adventurousness has sky rocketed since…

Anyway the scenario goes like this:
She would come home, secretly full of cum, Encourage me into the bedroom and tie me up. Then proceed to sit on my face, and not let on as to whats inside her until its pouring into my mouth and she is “MAKING” me clean her and her lover up, then she will go into great detail about what it is, where it came from, some mean comparisons to add insult to injury sorta thing, “he made me feel things you never could” etc etc etc. Im sure you get the idea

We discussed and both agreed a real third party involvement is not what we want, she is not interested in sleeping with someone else and im in agreement, the idea of it is sexy the reality not so much!
So i showed her fake cum. And this is where i need help and advice

I showed her this
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/lubes-essentials/lubricants/water-based-lubes/p/creamy-cum-style-unscented-water-based-lubricant-150ml/68435.html

which she wasted no time ordering, she seems to be very turned on by this scenario when she realised it can be faked. She didnt even give me time to send a few options of fake stuff. In the time it took to close the text, reopen the browser and get to the next option she text back “ordered :heart_eyes::biting_lip:

My questions are:

  1. is this fake cum lube safe to injest, in fairly small doses, say 20ml max. I wanted it as realistic as possible so i didnt want floods of the stuff
  2. because we want as much realism as possible we dont want to be squirting it inside just before she sits on me, it kinda ruins the illusion of it being real. So how can she keep it inside, not like hours im thinking max 15-30 mins, enough time to get it in before she gets home.

I thought using a butt plug may work but im open to ideas or tried and tested options.
She had explained that she wouldnt be able to tense long enough to keep it in, especially with the bedroom being up a flight of stairs.

Any help is much appreciated

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We’d have probably gone for ‘squirty cream’ to act out this fantasy.

Sorry cannot comment on the lube question, perhaps it will say on the product description or ask LH customer services for advice.

It states unflavoured so i cant imagine why flavour would matter if it wasnt safe, but it does not say if so or not. Even the bottle just says avoid eyes

I thought cream, but i read about the risks of using this sorta stuff internally. Like i said applying in the moment i imagine would ruin the illusion so its not just going to be in for a few seconds. Thanks for the suggestion though. Plus cream tastes really nice and sweet. Very un cum like

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Strictly speaking, most lubes do state they aren’t for consumption, mainly for legal reasons as they would need more testing to say that.

However, water based lubes do absorb into the body so shouldn’t cause you any issues especially at low quantities.

As for keeping it in, that’s harder. A butt plug, love egg, larger kegel balls might work. Otherwise, could you alter the scenario slightly? Have you arriving home to find her lover has just left. That way she can be laying down which will help. She could even mess the bed up and even buy a cologne and spray it (his lingering scent kind of idea)

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Wow, i like your thinking. That is a rather hot alternative option! I have roleplayed in my imagination a few scenarios but the whole make the bed a full scene with aftershave and all that has sent my imagination into overdrive.

I do think the part that most gets me going is the secrecy up until the point of no return then the insult after.

The almost “do i taste different… well this is why and now you cant do anything about it.”

She knows i love giving oral so convincing me to be tied up and have her sit on my face would be very easy to keep the real reason secret till its too late.

We have agreed we wont plan to do it she will just do it at somepoint randomly to make it as realistic as possible :rofl:

Will deffinately try the butt plug, my only worry was the thinner shaft before the T bar being an escape route

Thanks for the input

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In all fairness if she had been out and come home full of another guys cum, depending on how she was “taken” some if not most will have allready have leaked into her undies.
You can get ejacultinag dildos for this exact scenario … the deeper she is taken, maybe doggy, the deeper the cum would be in theory.
As she sits on your face she would be soaking wet but maybe not to “cummy” but after a minuet or too she would start leaking the other guy into your mouth.
I’m not entirely sure on the lube your OH has bought but if it’s thick enough maybe that would work.
Besides who doesn’t love a pair of wet knickers on there OH slowly pulled aside to reveal a wet used parcel for your enjoyment? :smiling_imp::sweat_drops::tongue:

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That is a very fair point about leakage in realistic circumstances. I was so fixated on the glob effect. The push it out just at the point of being locked in place… i hadnt even considered that.

I dont own an ejaculating dildo to my disappointment, not through lack of want, just not had the courage to suggest it to the OH. We do however have a lube applicator syringe. Maybe its time to suggest the dildo…

Thanks

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Many years ago while having food fun , my partner at the time really enjoyed being blindfolded and having me apply spoonfuls of a coconut flavored yogurt ( chill ) and licking her while clean up . Would need to read up on vaginal ph etc. before internal use . She also loved me eating candied cherries , often with a side of whip cream . Now I am much more into eating my own cream pie .

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Yes the ph thing and infections are what worry me most, which is why i leaned towards internal safe lube.

The own creampie thing… yes i agree. But I do like the added “made” to do it even more though :face_with_peeking_eye:

Im generally the one in control but when the OH takes control… just wow. Especially when in the post orgasm weakened state i suddenly become very controllable :rofl:

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Absolutely love your ideas! I’ve been wanting to do this with my wife for a while but have quite been able to tell her yet.
I like your idea of the shares note to communicate ideas. I have some written down I’d love to share with her.

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Lube is usually fine for consumption but just be aware that ingesting too much of anything will make you feel rather poorly.

It might be worth just maybe licking/lapping up a small dosage of this and then acting out the rest of the scenario. Just be aware a lot of food products can mess with PH levels and cause irritation etc. so be mindful of this.

In all accounts though, it should be fine to ingest this in small doses!

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Cant recommend it enough, if your anything like me, talking out loud and knowing when /how to start it is the hardest part. And the fear of sounding stupid or weird…

To just blurt out, “i want you to trick me into eating another mans juice from your pussy” can feel very embarrassing for me. But to word it out, set the scene etc helps with getting the point across all in one go too. No interuptions and what not

I use a personal note to write, re write, add remove or change things as i play the idea out in my head. When im happy it reads well, conveys the whole idea / fantasy, i post it to the shared one. Quite often its then led to a verbal conversation about it but its much less intimidating because the OH will start the verbal.
OH has also been able to suggest new things to and we are more adventurous than ever for it.

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Yes very much so. I dont want to go swimming. Im looking for an almost real experience. A real sized load. Not pornstar quantities. Just average, maybe a fraction more to add to the “he is better” roleplay

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What a great thread - and has given us new ideas, which is no mean feat after 37 years of marriage! So thanks.

It’s obvious when you think about it, but I hadn’t realised there was such a thing as fake cum!

Anyway, re the question of consuming it: you don’t actually have to swallow (unless that is part of the fantasy).

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Why thank you, im glad i may have added something new for you to ponder over… my notepad in crammed with what i call sexplorations ideas. Some get shared, others im still building the courage to share with the OH

Haha yeah in my head, im leglocked with an airtight seal between the 2 sets of lips. The choice is not present, there is only one place for the load to go, and over the bed is not that place :sweat_smile:

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Let’s hear them!

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That’s awesome! I feel just like you when it comes to expressing my fantasies. I have lots of them and this sounds like a great way to share them in there entirety and then when she has processed it we can decide together if it’s something we want to try.
This may even help her to think about her fantasies. She has rarely expressed any with me, always says she doesn’t have any.
I’m really excited to try this, thanks!

Definitely let us know how the cream pie clean up goes!

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We used the same product once, role played a gangbang scenario where she was tied up… filled and then I took her again with sloppy seconds … was really hott and we loved it

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Maybe I’ll start a thread for it. They will likely need a slight rewrite because they often are very specific. Borderline stories with quotes, props and everything in between :rofl:

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My wife is pretty much the same in regard to no third parties in the bedroom. So we go with the real thing. We both really enjoy me eating her cream pie.

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