ive recently bought an ejaculating dildo, and tried it with many different fluids, and its just not living up to expectation, would love to try it with something more realistic, with out some dodgy concuction a student came up with to "prank" his friends. ive seen in america bad dragon do something called cum lube, which is supposed to be fairly authentic looking, feeling, and tasting, but im a bit dubious about shipping from the states, do love honey do anything similar? or is there any where i can get something like this?
any advice is really appreciated :)
The only thing I can think of is this lube (its colour and consistensy resemble semen):
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=7163
I'm afraid it doesn't taste like semen though, but it's a great lube.
2W xx
I've heard of condensed milk being used but medically (internally) not sure if this is okay but. . .other than that I imagine it would be okay-ish! :)
SG
Yeah, I'd keep the sugary foodstuffs far, far away from anywhere sensitive. 
The only place I've seen anything similar was the site you mentioned. I know an old forum member has bought toys from there successfully, so if all else fails and you can stand the wait, give them a try.
You could always try posting in the PANDER TO ME thread
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/inside-lovehoney/74088-pander-to-me/
Good luck.
This might be worth looking into: http://www.kari-rose.com/2011/10/str8cam-lube/
I agree liquid silk could be passed of maybe mixing it in with something. Best lube we have ever tried.
Thick J-Lube looks pretty much like spunk.
AGree with MrMr on sugary foodstuffs - defo!
I have the (monster) doc johnson ejaculating dildo which came with a cum reciepe - something to do with egg whites!! Haven't tried that and doubt if I will - am a tad sensitive to eggs anyway.
I'm tempted to give that liquid silk lube a try that 2Wicked recommended but if you do find something somewhere else let us know!!
Have fun :-)
D69x
hi d69x there nothing like the real stuff ask for donations from guy's lol xxlmd
Gee I thought I'd replied to this thread. I'd suggest J-Lube. It's a powder you have to mix up yourself. You can make it as thick and gooey as you like. It's very slippery, can be kept in the freezer and very cheap. It's semi-translucent and makes strings just like the real stuff too!
We use Liquid Silk exclusively. It is lovely if used for sex or with a toy that is inserted into a vagina. The reason is it becomes a little tacky if not supported by a drop of water or a little pussy juice.
Liquid Silk is great as fake cum (I use it sometimes in photographs).
However, if you want a cheaper alternative or larger quantities (to simulate some kind of awesome creampie for example) then try making your own lube by mixing xanthan gum with water. You don't need much xanthan gum powder but can make thicker or thinner 'cum' as you like, to get the consistency just right.
Xanthan gum is used in gluten free baking and should be available from health food stores and possibly large supermarkets.
Steve x
Coconut oil, also gives you the best skin ever
Gaviscon looks exactly right, and is fully digestible.