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Hi all

Recently, my wife and I are including a bit of a gangbang roleplay in our bedroom, so I was wondering if there's anything available that would believable simulate cum?

Since it would go on her face, so possible nose and eyes, and also her private parts (both on and in), I definitely don't want to use some home made recipies that involve food items like eggs, sugar or flour, as I don't want to cause some sort of yeast infection or other complications for her.

So it would have to be something safe and harmless. Perhaps some sort of lube, that would have similar (or same) look and thickness of real cum?

Thanks!

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There is actually a lube designed specifically for this purpose.

There is Bad Dragon Cum Lube or STR8cam 'spunk' lube - none available through LH but a google search will help :)

I've tried the STR8cam lube and it's not bad.

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Seconding David, Spunk Lube is made to look like the 'real thing' and I've heard really good things about it! You can even get a pink version.

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Thanks, I'll look it up!

Anything on LH?

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I've not seen anything like it on LH..

But you could request it in the PANDER TO ME thread. I'm sure it would sell.

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liquid silk sold on lovehoney is quite close i would say

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Liquid Silk looks a bit like cum but it does have glycerin in, which could cause a yeast infection or irritation if your wife is sensitive. It doesn't taste great either and it's not that thick. Sliquid Silk Organics is a pale translucent white hybrid lube and doesn't have any glycerin or parabens in but might be a bit runny.

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Another question about STR8cam 'spunk' lube. It says it's hybrid, meaning water based silicon lube. Therefore, is it safe with silicon toys?

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sleepycelia, thank you, these is my main concern, as she tends to be a bit sensitive.

does anyone have any experience with this one?
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=30270

Edit: crap, it also has glycerin, guess not.

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cheap shampoo from aldi

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It depends on the make-up - the hybrids are usually 10% silicone to 90% water-based - so you should be ok...

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It says it's safe for use with all sex toys

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lizac.kurca wrote:

Another question about STR8cam 'spunk' lube. It says it's hybrid, meaning water based silicon lube. Therefore, is it safe with silicon toys?

I think this depends on the quality of the toys you're using for the most part? I've used silicone and hybrid lubes before with high quality silicone toys from Tantus, Lelo and We-Vibe and had absolutely no problems at all, but I know that silicone lube isn't suitable for using on lower quality silicone blend toys that are often marketed as 100% silicone and actually aren't. If you buy it but are still a bit unsure, do a patch test on the toy with the lube you want to use. I'd think you'd be alright though.

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Thank you guys, much appreciated!

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I've tried Bad Dragon Cum lube, Spunk Lube and Liquid silk. These are the three that jump out at me for looking like cum in colour. As for sensation, looks and feel, the one that most closely resembles the way cum feels and acts, is Bad Dragon Cum Lube. A run down:

BD Cum Lube is very runny. It just runs and trickles everywhere, so it most simulates very liquidy cum, however it is the "Whitest" of the bunch and still looks creamy on the skin, whereas the other two are a little less white. The best part though, for me, was that this lubricant goes stringy. It strings from the fingers in a similar way as cum does....But it doesnt dry sticky! Weird stuff lol In fact, heres my review of it, have a look at my pictures to see what I mean:

http://grittywoman.co.uk/bad-dragon-cum-lube

Downsides....its a biggie, for me anyway....this lube contains parabens :S

Personally, out of the three, I prefer BD cum lube, not just because it most closely looks AND feels like cum, but because it provides an amazingly slick slipperyness which I have not matched with a lot of lubricants yet, but the parabens thing is a big deal for me too...so I have issues with it too.

Spunk Lube is a hybrid, so you need to do a patch test on silicone toys before you use it. It is also thicker than the BD cum lube and doesnt run, so although it is the same colour as cum, its not as runny and kinda gloops like lubricant is expected to gloop....in other words, you can't splash it about in a "Squirting" effect. It just doesn't move in the way you need it to, to closely simulate how cum dribbles. It also contains parabens. (Methylparaben to be exact, as I am reading the bottle here) My review of it if interested:

http://grittywoman.co.uk/2013/05/review-spunk-lube-hybrid.html

Liquid silk, unfortunately is the one I know less about, because it was two years ago I used my last bottle, so this is coming from memory and may be a bit innacurate, but it looks and acts very similar to Spunk Lube.

All three contain parabens, my recommendation for the most realistic: BD cum lube. My recommendation for the most affordable in the UK with a fab guarantee: Liquid Silk, because it is available from Lovehoney. BD lube is only available from the store in the US and unfortunately you have to pay a high postage and even customs fees etc...so yeah! :S

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DavidB1986 wrote:

It says it's safe for use with all sex toys

For those wondering about hybrid lubes and the effect it has on silicone. I have a review here of a hybrid lube by Pjur...I did some patch testing and took detailed pics...the lubricant kinda "stained" the toys. At first I thought it was damage, but as you can see from my edit, those stains washed off...but only after about ten washes. Pjur say their lubricant is safe with all toys too....Here is the review with the images:

http://grittywoman.co.uk/pjur-woman-toy-lubricant

Now, luckily the stain washed off, but in some cases, what happens is kinds sciency and I don't fully understand it but silicone wants to bond with silicone...this is what it likes to do, which is also why it used to be recommended NOT to store silicone toys together without a bag or something seperating them. Anyway, the silicone in the lubricants can bond with the silicone in the toy and what happens is the toy turns tacky on the surface. However, it has now been kinda proven that this only happens with certain lubes and certain toys, usually cheaper blends rather than pure medical grade silicone. Tantus toys, for example, can be stored touching each other without any issue and I do believe Pjur and Tantus at one time tested their silicone lubes with the others silicone toys and there was no problems at all. However, most people will tell you this: If in doubt, do a patch test first.

Oh and it is also safe to use oil based lubes on pure med grade silicone toys. Just remember not to use oil with anything latex ..INC CONDOMS. rubber materials are destroyed by oils.

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Hi Lk, cornflour it's a flour for thickening sauces readily available in any super market and obviously edible. You will have to mix it in advance and play with its consistency. It's great it will make a mess similar too but the joy of it is you can make it runnier or thicker. I would recommend for a more luxurious feel you use warm milk. If you have never used it before put a spoon full in a cup and add a little warm water and mix. You need to make a smooth paste before you add more liquid or it will go lumpy. ( or lumpy might be your thing). Just keep adding a little more liquid unit you get your desired thickness. Not sure about how it will be if inserted, but i don't think that's what you want it for. You could even make it taste nice with some vanilla or almond favouring.

Best of all its £1.00 for enough to make a bucket full.

Enjoy and let us know how you get on.

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Gentle giant wrote:

Hi Lk, cornflour it's a flour for thickening sauces readily available in any super market and obviously edible. You will have to mix it in advance and play with its consistency. It's great it will make a mess similar too but the joy of it is you can make it runnier or thicker. I would recommend for a more luxurious feel you use warm milk. If you have never used it before put a spoon full in a cup and add a little warm water and mix. You need to make a smooth paste before you add more liquid or it will go lumpy. ( or lumpy might be your thing). Just keep adding a little more liquid unit you get your desired thickness. Not sure about how it will be if inserted, but i don't think that's what you want it for. You could even make it taste nice with some vanilla or almond favouring.

Best of all its £1.00 for enough to make a bucket full.

Enjoy and let us know how you get on.

Only thing to be concerned about here is what you introduce into the vagina. If this lubricant is going to be used for photography or outside the body, then its less of an issue, but if it is going to be used for sex play, your going to be introducing things into the vagina that can cause infections, or unbalance the natural PH and cause things like thrush. Plus I imagine as the water evaporates from this powder mixture, its going to be a right mess, possibly an abrasive, sticky, clumpy mess too! lol

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Fluffbags wrote:

Gentle giant wrote:

Hi Lk, cornflour it's a flour for thickening sauces readily available in any super market and obviously edible. You will have to mix it in advance and play with its consistency. It's great it will make a mess similar too but the joy of it is you can make it runnier or thicker. I would recommend for a more luxurious feel you use warm milk. If you have never used it before put a spoon full in a cup and add a little warm water and mix. You need to make a smooth paste before you add more liquid or it will go lumpy. ( or lumpy might be your thing). Just keep adding a little more liquid unit you get your desired thickness. Not sure about how it will be if inserted, but i don't think that's what you want it for. You could even make it taste nice with some vanilla or almond favouring.

Best of all its £1.00 for enough to make a bucket full.

Enjoy and let us know how you get on.

Only thing to be concerned about here is what you introduce into the vagina. If this lubricant is going to be used for photography or outside the body, then its less of an issue, but if it is going to be used for sex play, your going to be introducing things into the vagina that can cause infections, or unbalance the natural PH and cause things like thrush. Plus I imagine as the water evaporates from this powder mixture, its going to be a right mess, possibly an abrasive, sticky, clumpy mess too! lol

Oh yes

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I had bd cum lube before a friend got me it baddragon cum lube is a white tainted viscous lube designed to replicate real cum only much stickier and easy to obtain in quantity long lasting fragrance free silicone safe for cosmetic use only not intended for human consumption take extra caution when using this in the bathtub or shower may stain fabrics hope this helps x3