Let’s challenge the preconception that Brits politely mince their words when it comes to these topics.
As title suggests: Favourite
Funniest (remember forum rules)
Favourite: Vaj
Funniest: Smelly Clam (OMG AHS)
Lupina wrote:
Favourite: Vaj
Funniest: Smelly Clam (OMG AHS)
Just googled the AHS smelly clam (vid) reference.. Epic conversion closer
Not really sure what Favourite would be, i usually go with Vagina as its the least embarrassing/most anatomical but i don't actually like the sound of it, i just hate slang terms for it, i wish it sounded nicer, like i actually like the sound of the word Penis.
Funniest, honestly i don't think any slang term for a Vagina is funny, most i actually find cringey, or offensive, some are just down right disgusting.
Hi there, just to let you know there have a been a few previous threads on this topic which may be of interest to you :)
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/sex-tips-and-talk/771495-names-for-your-oh-sexy-bits-d/
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/sex-tips-and-talk/139782-what-do-you-call/
I'm with Virgin angel,I just go with vaj though. I really cringe at anything else lol
Scorpius12 wrote:
Hi there, just to let you know there have a been a few previous threads on this topic which may be of interest to you :)
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/sex-tips-and-talk/771495-names-for-your-oh-sexy-bits-d/
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/sex-tips-and-talk/139782-what-do-you-call/
Some very funny stuff here, thanks for sharing! Ok so to differentiate from existing posts see rule amendment:
Wangler wrote:
Let’s challenge the preconception that Brits politely mince their words when it comes to these topics.
As title suggests: Favourite
Funniest (remember forum rules)
Rule amendment:
Favourite = a term that you find endearing to be on the receiving end of in an intimate situation (should you have the privilege of owning one). Or that you feel don’t detract from the moment.
Funniest = Complete No-Nos that you never want to hear or utter in an intimate situation.
VirginAngel wrote:
Not really sure what Favourite would be, i usually go with Vagina as its the least embarrassing/most anatomical but i don't actually like the sound of it, i just hate slang terms for it, i wish it sounded nicer, like i actually like the sound of the word Penis.
Funniest, honestly i don't think any slang term for a Vagina is funny, most i actually find cringey, or offensive, some are just down right disgusting.
Vaj works but you can’t picture Edward subtly or romantically dropping that in the deleted scenes of Twilight.
Since watching Blue is The Warmest Colour I’ve contemplated learning French just so I can default to it for those moments. Maybe we should start borrowing some of their nicer sounding words.
I weirdly find 'The C Word' really disgusting when used generally or day to day but really hot in sexual scenarios.
I don't find many terms that cringey anymore - Obviously when I was 14 I was embarrassed by even 'Vagina' but nowadays everything is either funny or normal!
Wangler wrote:
Since watching Blue is The Warmest Colour I’ve contemplated learning French just so I can default to it for those moments. Maybe we should start borrowing some of their nicer sounding words.
I totally agree that sometimes words from different languages just seem like they would fit a situation better, particularly if English words don't sound right or have connotations attached that people find unpleasant, etc. It reminded me of how 'asoko' in Japanese is a really common word that you'll use all the time for describing 'that place over there' or such like, but it also doubles up as a word for private parts because it's kind of more polite to be vague like that.
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In terms of the thread, I think 'pussy' is fine.. I'm kind of surprised it hasn't come up already, which makes me wonder if it's considered ruder than I think it is! So apologies if it's a word that shouldn't be on the forums. I also find it funny that some guys will change it to 'kitty' instead which I'd never heard of or thought of doing XD
I think I'd be a bit put off to hear it referred to anything else in an intimate setting, particularly 'vagina'. Eep, even typing it makes me all squiggly. I think it's a bit too harsh a sounding word for what it is. I think I even prefer the c-word!
I'm another one who thinks 'c*nt' really depends on the context. Here in Glasgow, it's a general term for 'person' as in 'He's a great c*nt' which makes it lose its sting a little. But I'd still be careful about using it to refer to the vagina. Although, yes, somehow in erotic stories etc it doesn't seem quite so bad unless it's overused. Naughty rather than harsh.
I tend to use 'pussy' in a bedroom sense but I'd use 'vagina' if talking about it outside of the bedroom. I don't really do nicknames and I really don't like cutesy nicknames. Foo-foo or flower or whatever. No offence to those that do, it just doesn't do it for me.
favorite pussey
funniest minge
Fave is Foof
Funniest is beef curtains 
funniest front bum
Funniest - just google the Kevin Bloody Wilson song Canada.
As for favourite, mostly just use pussy or the anatomical terms vulva and vagina.
Cheese burger (cringe lol)
Magic Traingle
Really dislike the word Cunt, if I am proof reading or skiming thrugh various peoples work and see that word it makes me grimace
I tend to just use the word vagina, or if I'm playing for laughs, I call it my "noo-noo".
A lot of the women in my family call it their "dibby" or "ha'penny" because they were my great-grandmother's words for it. When her daughters were going out on dates, she would say to them "Keep your hand on your ha'penny and a herring's length between you" which still cracks me up every time I hear it.
In the bedroom, I prefer pussy or, in certain situations, the c word. Vagina is fine for everyday use but a little too clinical to use during sex, and evasive terms like "flower" turn me right off. We're both adults performing a very adult act - I don't want to be talked to coyly and in euphemisms.