EDIT: Exciting new addition! I’ve got approval to run a little competiton as well. So to enter just answer the questions below and we will pick our favourite answer to question 4!
It might be frosty cold here in the UK, but over in Australia and New Zealand it is toastie summer - which means Festivals are go-go-go! Instead of sitting here, like the cold green-eyed monster I am, I’m going to live in fantasy land and pretend it is summer here too.
I’ve got my mittens on access to one of our Sexperts, which means, you do too!
So, I’ve got some questions for you:
If you could ask a Sexpert anything about getting down and dirty at a festival, what would it be?
What are your top 3 sexy essentials for the best festival fun times?
Do you have any saucy festival tales yourself?
What is your most creative sex position for great sex in a tent?
Let us know down below!
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Hmm, not questions I’ve had when I’ve been there because I’m always prepared! But… useful stuff to know… where can you get a morning after pill at a festival if an accident occurs? If you have unprotected sex, what are your chances of actually catching an STI?
Condoms (if you’re not there in a monogamous relationship with clean STI checks), Lube (there’s a lot of sex and you don’t want to be chaffing by the time you go home! ), Wet wipes for clean up afterwards (the nearest toilets might be quite a trec away and by the end of the festival probably not in a state you want to go in for a clean up!) and for a bonus thing and warm up before you hit the tents, maybe a background noise activated knicker vibe? These didn’t exist, or at least I didn’t have one, the last time I was at a festival but I can see it being fun. They are loud bass pumping places.
Um, I’ll say sex in the showers at a festival is much more fun than sex in the shower at home. There’s also a lot of sex going on in the tents, if you don’t mind being heard you will get plenty of commentary from passers by .
I’ve only been at festivals in a working capacity the last being the Edinburgh Fringe.
How do you protect yourself when saying No! Isn’t enough for the other person to back off.
Like @Peitho lube, STI check, condoms but also the all important Travel Toy Bag - Mini wand, bullet, butt plug, blindfold, handcuffs or ribbon, tingle gel
Learn to work one handed, there’s a lot of fun to be hand when you are playing sound desk with a pair of nipples while operating a sound desk at the same time.
Depends on the size of the tent, so preference going up in tent size is I can think of 4 types of tent so here goes
Missionary - very small tent
Cowgirl or reverse - small
Doggy - cheep tent
Standing holding the supports - big tent.
Yeh, I wasn’t born then (quite). It might have taken a 7 year hiatus but I’m glad it was resurrected as Download …though Monsters of Rock was a way better name!
Not got any questions but in regards to morning after pills and stuff like that, a lot of music festivals i have been too have on site paramedics that’ll help with just about anything, even if you’ve taken illegal drugs they’ll take care of you (i had a friend have a bad time on something and they helped bring them down etc) I’d imagine that if you felt like you needed anything to do with sexual health they’d be more than happy to help.
If i was packing for stuff like that, condoms/wipes would be the absolute essentials as toilets and cleaning facilities leave a lot to be desired
If you could ask a Sexpert anything about getting down and dirty at a festival, what would it be?
How do you prepare if you plan on having sex with strangers? How do you find partners?
What are your top 3 sexy essentials for the best festival fun times?
Lube, wipes and my Womanizer of course!
Do you have any saucy festival tales yourself?
Once, a long time ago, I went to a summer festival with my now husband and friends. It was hot, I didn’t have many clothes on and I think we stayed there for 30 minutes before deciding that we actually wanted something else, so we went back and did it in the car. Nowadays, I would be too scared of being seen, we would have to go to the woods
What is your most creative sex position for great sex in a tent?
I have never had sex in a tent, but my best orgasms are in the doggy position so if I had to choose one it would be that one!
If you could ask a Sexpert anything about getting down and dirty at a festival, what would it be?
Whats the best way to clean up when showers and toilets are not readily available? What are your top 3 sexy essentials for the best festival fun times?
Lube, sexy clothes, towels Do you have any saucy festival tales yourself?
Having been to a few festivals i have been heard a lot and got a fair few cheers. Done it in tents and in the car. What is your most creative sex position for great sex in a tent?
Reverse cowgirl but he was half on the air bed so gave him a bit of a lift.
Oh the good old days! I lost my virginity at a festival, alongside my best mate losing his at the same time.
I’d like to know the best position in a tent or if there are any discreet camping accessories that double as sexual enhancers.
Essentials - wipes, lube and a towel from my experience.
I top and tailed with my best friend at my first ever festival, both losing our virginity at the same time to two different women. A friend of mine had brought a girl back and was so busy boasting about her being in his tent that the girl invited me in instead, by the time he had returned she was already going down on me. I didn’t realise the cum on my shorts as I wandered around the festival later that day (mortifying).
It would have to be how do you keep things hygienic and safe while being spontaneous? Or tips on maintaining privacy and discretion in such a busy, open environment? ….unless you’re into people hearing (;
2) What are my top 3 essentials?
Some sexy lingerie- no festival look is complete without it!
travel friendly blanket- especially here in the UK festivals can be cold, also creates a sense of intimacy, no one wants to be getting down and dirty in a sleeping bag.
condoms and lube- 100% a necessity, I’m here for a good time and a safe time
3) personal stories?
I’ve got no personal sexy stories about festivals, unfortunately. I’m normally way too tired to do anything after moshing all day
4) most creative position in a tent?
I think the best position in a tent is face-to-face. Having your partner sit in the floor whilst you ride them sitting face to face, it’s great because it’s relatively quiet and doesn’t require a lot of space- perfect for your cramped festival tent! You also get to be super close and intimate with your partner which keeps you nice and warm, definitely a huge bonus for us in the UK
What’s the best way to avoid that hot sticky feeling that’s inevitable in a tent especially when getting steamy?
Wipes, lube and definitely a pillow/mattress - that floor can be quite firm and uncomfortable without
We’ve had a lot of very risky sex in a tent with people moving around outside… something quite exciting about knowing as people are shining torches around in the dark, the silhouette of me riding mike can be been on the other side of the tent - there’s been a lot giggles heard around us
Our best position we discovered was with Mike lying down with his body in the tent and his head outside the door in the slightly open porch area whilst I went down on him / rode him. It acted as a bit of a blindfold for him with the tend door closed around his body and a bit risky with him closer to people walking past!
1.Exploring with a partner can be fun at a festival, trying new things while in a crowd in secret adds an excitement to the experience. Personally wouldnt really recommended going off with strangers, since there is more risk and less/no supplies like others have said no morning pill or extra protection, hoing with a partner you acn both discuss what your comfortable with and what supplies you’ll need.
2. Remote control small vibe, butt plug, condoms for the fun, however reading others lube and wipes are definitely needed too.
3. Me and my parner enjoyed exploring the semi public nature of having sex at festivals. Especially walking around with toys inside, and handing the othwr person the remote, it more free since neither of us would dare to do it in public normally.
4. I like cowgirl and doggy. But my fav is lying down cuddled together in a sleeping bag gently rocking into each others bodies, theyres just something so sexy about the closeness.
How do you make it hot, spontaneous, and fun while dodging the mud, drunk neighbors, and the chance of someone walking in? Also, how do you not kill the vibe when you’re both a little gross from dancing all day?
First, wet wipes—because no one wants to feel sticky unless it’s the fun kind. Second, a big blanket for sneaky adventures under the stars or on the grass. Third, a tiny bottle of lube, because you never know when you’re gonna need it and it’s gotta be quick and smooth!
Okay, so one time, we snuck out during a DJ set and found this random empty hammock strung between two trees. It was risky, hilarious, and honestly, the best adrenaline rush ever. We definitely hurried back before anyone noticed, but damn, I still think about it!
Tents are tiny, so it’s all about being creative with space. My go-to is spooning , but for a more exciting twist, we have tried her on top while im sitting up against a pile of clothes or the side of the tent. Just need to make sure we don’t knock the whole thing over!
Love this topic! So I’m not one for music festivals, but I worked Renaissance Festivals for years as a chainmail model.
If you could ask a Sexpert anything about getting down and dirty at a festival, what would it be?
I’d ask for recommendations on their favorite spacious and warm “sleeping” sack. I had played with a few different brands for like hardcore campers, mountain climbers, etc. but allot of them were still really tight fitting, which is great for avoiding frostbite, but a bit limiting if you and your partner are looking for other kinds of bites.
What are your top 3 sexy essentials for the best festival fun times?
Some kind of stimulation gel, especially if its going to be a windy night; the feeling of a natural breeze over erect nipples is amazing. A nice pair of wrist and ankle cuffs, and my last one isnt sexy, but I never ever leave home without some large water wipes.
Do you have any saucy festival tales yourself?
I had caught the attention of one of the buskers (person who performs music or other entertainment in the street or another public place for monetary donations) whose gimmick was being a friendly demon. No hooves, unfortunately, but full red body paint, crazy yellow contacts, horns, and fangs. Daytime flirting turned into after hours flirting which turned into me fucking to “save my soul”, but the best part was that we kept the safe word as our bootycall signal. So throughout the rest of the weekends we’d sneak up on each other, pass notes, or just casually throw it out in conversations, then meet at the closest spot for some sin.
What is your most creative sex position for great sex in a tent?
A good folding camping chair makes for great upright sex, you can put your legs anywhere and they are surprisingly sturdy.
Sexpert: I think I have to say, my wife is the best sexpert I know! My question for her is, when is the best time for festival sex? daytime - when everyone is wondering around? or nighttime - with thumping music in the background?
Top 3: my sexpert wife has previously advised that a small kitchen sink plastic tub is a festival winner - so you can have a quick wash! it’s proven itself many times. Plus lube and a travel vibe!
Festival tales: I have a few! One of my faves was when my wife and I had only just got together. We were a bit tipsy and in a giggly mood. Our tent was next to all our friends and we were in bed in chatting (aware of the noise traveling). My wife (then GF) said to me, “shall we do pumping then?” We tried to have quiet missionary sex but for some reason we both had a unstoppable laughing fit (whilst pumping) and then got carried away. We had plenty of knowing looks in the morning from our mates!
Most creative sex position for a tent: Hmmm … I like my wife using my hand and fingers as a sex toy and her rubbing me all around her lady parts. You cant learn enough about how to please your partner! Trying to be as quiet as possible adds to the fun (we have played games of “who can be quieter” before!) Finishing up in spoon sex is good!
Whats the best music to get down and dirty to? Slow sensual chill out or hard and heavy metal?
Glowsticks for mood lighting, a wearable music controlled vibe and plenty of lube.
I remember going to a very hot festival where they had a communal hosepipe set up for people to cool down, it became a bit like a communal open air multisex shower crossed with a wet t shirt contest and peoples inhibitions relaxed to allow quite a lot of mutual soaking.
My question would be: What’s the best tip to having some sexy fun in a tent with others nearby, bearing in mind tents aren’t very soundproof?
Top 3 sexy essentials are body wipes to stay fresh, some lube for all occasions, and deodorant - you want to try and smell attractive!
I do remember my first time at a rock festival, we were setting up our tent on the Friday lunchtime and a very attractive young man two tents away actually had a line of 3 women waiting to join him inside, with one being entertained at the time (her moans were quite loud) - we did wonder if he was actually one of the many artists performing that weekend, but he certainly had his own set of groupies already getting his attention.
Think the best position for tent sex has to be a low position version of doggie style, with the receiving partner lying down but with their hips and ass slightly raised and the giver lying behind but supporting with their arms, handy for low height tents!
), Wet wipes for clean up afterwards (the nearest toilets might be quite a trec away and by the end of the festival probably not in a state you want to go in for a clean up!) and for a bonus thing and warm up before you hit the tents, maybe a background noise activated knicker vibe? These didn’t exist, or at least I didn’t have one, the last time I was at a festival but I can see it being fun. They are loud bass pumping places.
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…though Monsters of Rock was a way better name!
