My OH has read somewhere that eating pineapple and oranges apparently improves the taste of sperm. Not sure if he’s making that up to get me to keep testing 
but please add any tried and tested food stuffs to the thread!
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My wife says when I drink too much coffee, sperm has a more bitter taste. We have noticed as well when I stay hydrated and drink a lot of water the texture is not so thick and she says tastes better.
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Drink loads of water! My cum is always very thick after drinking alcohol or other things that dehydrate, so rehydrating is the secret!
I have always wanted to spurt cum like a rocket but mine usually comes out in blobs. Easy clean up but not very exciting…lol. Mrs. Val isn’t a fan of shooting cum all over the place so she likes when I drop a load on her tits and not give her eye damage. More water also makes me have more precum which is never a bad thing and the smell of my actual cum is less “bleach” smelling when I lay off the booze.
More water in MHO…
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I’ve definitely noticed a difference in taste with alcohol, beer in particular
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There’s certainly something in the pineapple theory, my OH can vouch for that. 
I saw this article below that also supports the theory, nothing scientific though. By the sounds of it your OH would be keen on doing some testing in the interests of science.
A urologist at Northwestern Memorial believes, “Anything that we ingest, whether it be food, drink, tobacco, etc., has the propensity to affect the taste and smell of our bodily fluids and secretions."
Since the pH level of one’s semen is alkaline, adding something acidic such as pineapple to your diet can help increase the already present glucose and fructose levels in your semen to make it more acidic and hence, non-bitter.
So, in a way, pineapple can have a positive impact on the taste of your cum, but so can any other sugary fluid or fruit like lemons, cranberries, etc. And as a bonus, it might also help make your semen smell better.
However, there is no scientific study to support the claim, the fact that your diet has an impact on all of your body is real.
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It is meant to be a thing.
Thanks @Wood_Wow …
Great article. I will give this a go and report my findings…!
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Eating a clean diet helps. No processed food, fruit and veg = fresh semen.
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No fan of cum in my mouth - however if you want to shoot like a porn star - avoid alcohol and drink loads of water all day - big difference when you shoot 
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Do people prefer thick cum or a bit more runny? Not talking taste or smell, just consistency? Some porn spirts like water and it seems fake but especially on FFM oral vids, there is alot more quantity and it seems to go further than mine ever has.
For clean up, Mrs. Val (and I) prefer something easier to catch, however, I will be going for some distance and volume increases. I like the diet change idea and the sweet fruit concept.
I will update as it moves along.
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Maybe all husbands / partners / men on here should do an experiment 
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Start a diet of more water and pineapple and see if they get more watery cum , pre cum , more spirt and of course taste/ smell 
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I’ve accepted the challenge from my OH… Fruit salads for the next two weeks 
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Challenge accepted! 
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I’m in… however, I do like a morning coffee and a glass of wine or a beer. I will offset with additional water and will add the fruit … I won’t tell Mrs. Val and see if I notice any subliminal changes with wanting oral more or taking my load somewhere closer to the face… should be good.
I packed pineapple and grapes in my lunch this morning 
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This could be the start of a pineapple shortage in tescos…
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What’s wrong with sperm tasting like, well, sperm?
I like it just the way it comes out of my man. Never thought of improving the original product but what with all the rebranding going on I suppose it had to happen.
There will probably be a pill available soon that gives a guy a massive erection and makes his sperm taste like Pinot Grigio. I’d buy that
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@Love_Stud_Too That is an amazing idea!
A concentrated powder that immediately makes sperm taste like candy or something else. A fruit concentrate that can manipulate the taste after a couple of days - something non-sugar related but powdered and natural.
I’m on it ! Time to start my experiment!
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OK, so I found a bunch of different concentrated powders on a “jungle site” that you can get pretty cheap.
I struggle with sleep so I have made my own caplet filling machine out of a simple pill bottle with a cut off pen drilled through the top. I buy blank gelatin capsules and fill them with a herbal sleep aid.
I will be converting this to a fruit powder mix and taking two in the morning and 2 at night for a month to see how it goes. Many of the powders are actually built for digestion aid and I can easily sell it to Mrs. Val as I am taking an enzyme for stomach health and weight loss…(I am average weight and also could stand to lose a bit of winter weight so not a lie) 
I will blog this and update it once I have everything set up. Time to buy some fruit powder!
I’ve heard about pineapple and lemons! Guess anything can have some sort of impact but I’m a great believer in drinking plenty of water 
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Pinapple & coconut water have been ones ive hesrd
Aswell as clean diet, etc
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