Freakiest or most dirty thing youve ever done

I am the only one wondering where your wife is sitting while you watch :wink: if it’s commented in this topic.

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My lips are sealed (around my wife’s nipples, but sealed nonetheless).

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Again some will see that as incredibly naughty and for some the equivalent of a Monday lunchtime stroll

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Next to me, but on a warm summer evening she might spoil herself and handle a large….. G&T. Pretty wild stuff.

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@Long-John-Silver Yes it was a good experience, we enjoyed it definitely, but not happened for a long time unfortunately.

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@JustAnotherPervert we get bats in the pine tree in my neighbour’s garden too, they fly right over our back garden to go to some place further down. I’m a September baby so they’re usually quite active around my birthday, and I couldn’t tell you how many birthday garden parties have been overtaken by the “oohs” and “ahhs” of an unplanned bat watch.

The wildlife around here is such that I even themed our lounge around it. We get foxes sunbathing atop the shed like they own the damn thing, and I once had to call the RSPCA for advice because a deer in the back garden wasn’t a life experience that I’d been prepared for.

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@Long-John-Silver I completely agree that everyone’s different. Some would think me tame, others would think me completely wild. I’m happy in who and how I am and that’s all any of us should be.

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When my OH agreed to piss over my cock and balls while I shot my load, she then washed my cum off me with her second flow of amber liquid. I now love it when she repeats the experience after drinking like crazy beforehand so she can maintain her stream and make my body drip :face_with_tongue::face_with_tongue::face_with_tongue::face_with_tongue::face_with_tongue::face_with_tongue::face_with_tongue:

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@Long-John-Silver thanks for your reply - only one who did :slight_smile: do remember cumming inside her though, fantastic feeling !

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Getting a fwb to take home a creme egg to slice off the top, scoop some filling out, spunk in it, seal the top back on for me to eat the following day :zany_face:

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We tried a Roman shower recently, just to push our boundaries a bit and see what it was like.

Gross, yet weirdly erotic in equal measure.

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What is a Roman shower?

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Puking on one another during sex.

The term comes from Roman orgies where they’d indulge so much in wine and rich food they’d end up being sick, often mid-coitus.

Being sick over one another. I had a solo session a couple of weeks ago but that was because i was really ill. New medication really upset my tummy. It ended up everywhere really gross.

WS. We have only done it three times, but found it very erotic after a pegging. All three times wife peed in me in the shower during cleanup.

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Haha thank you, much better

Wow, sounds amazing

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Well I just got the guy I like and who I’ve yet to meet to help with buying me some rubber seals for a penis pump as my account to a well known prime place is linked to my dads and I can’t have him seeing what I buy :joy: - does that count?! :sweat_smile:

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We’ve sploshed with copious quantities of baked beans before. Usually we use sweet stuff, custard being a favourite as it looks, feels, smells and tastes wonderful.

Tried baked beans for a change and it was……different. Much more slimey, with a total different sensation as the goo has a sort of “weight” to it and you get to really feel it running all over you. Also looks rather funny - whereas things like custard just form a smooth layer, baked beans are all lumpy. Really good for humiliation play as OH ended up looking properly “trashed” as opposed to erotically messy, after all it’s difficult to look demure and sexy when your knickers are sagging with cold, sloppy goo :rofl:

And before any thinks this is all a bit degrading and one sided I’m often on the receiving end. I too have had my pants bursting with beans! It’s hilarious!

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This sounds great @Purring-Pussy - spunking into a crème egg!