Freakiest or most dirty thing youve ever done

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Hey all, was just sitting here and wanted to know what y’alls freakiest moments were

I think my message has been understood :sob::sob::sob: i mean freaky, as in sexual! Most outrageous or cheeky thing youve done sexually, not physically dirty :sob::sob:

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Bat watching in a supposedly haunted park. Very freaky indeed.

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Bat watching? :sob::sob:

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Yep, you know the rodents with wings? Fascinating creatures.

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Having to attend to the pigs in the rain and mud and after getting them safely in their huts falling flat on my back as my wellies were suctioned into the dirt. Hosed down in the yard and then in for a warm shower

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Picking pumpkins at a local farm this year - that was pretty dirty. It was on a field and raining at the time. Probably wouldn’t recommend

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I’ve heard of being happy as a pig in muck so the question is were you or weren’t you? :zany_face::rofl:

You’ve also reminded me of the time I went camping with my family. We had torrential rain the four days we were there and my brother managed to put his foot in a hole from a farm gate post and disappeared thigh deep in muddy water, Vicar of Dibley style. I’m giggling just remembering it.

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Walked home from the club one night, laid my partner down by a tree and started kissing. She said she needed to pee so she did it and then we continued to bang in the same spot.

we always laugh when we walk past the tree now :sweat_smile:

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Pls check the post, i updated it :sob::sob:

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Please recheck the post, i think you misunderstood :sob::sob:

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Haha, im glad you understood my post, nobody else did :sob:

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Also there are many fine examples of what others have done there too.

Hope this entry was more inline with what you had requested :heart:

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Not misunderstood, just messing about :wink:

Probably mine was a blowjob in the woods, hubby and I were flirting heavily and I just told him to shut up and let me suck him, he was surprised buf very much for it. I swallowed and walked home like nothing happened, he meanwhile looked like he’d seen a ghost :joy:

I did give him a handjob to completion with my juices on Sunday too, because, and to use my words, “it’s more natural than lube”. He called me a filthy girl :rofl:

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Probs an orgy I had :man_shrugging:t2:

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I know this may sound ordinary to most people, but dirtiest thing i/we’ve done was anal.

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I hadn’t imagined you as such a dirty boy. Oh my…..

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I love watching bats flying about the garden at dusk. A favorite past time with my wife on summer evenings.

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We aren’t really freaky.

Having sex with other people sleeping in the same room?

Masturbating each other on a train? We had coats over our waists, probably making the obvious even more obvious.

We’re fairly tame really.

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Everybody’s different that’s the great thing about the human race you only have to compare yourself with you and no one else. So hope it was a good and fun experience and something you have enjoyed.

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What happens on the farm stays on the farm and now this forum.

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