Free toys

Any one want to send some free toys that I can test and give you all a review ;) xx

Hi wet holes. If you wish to have a chance of becoming a sex toy tester I suggest you look at this link and the instructions on there.

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/testers/

I have done all of this but nothing is happening

Adding items to your wishlist doesn't guarantee you a tester. There are hundreds of other people out there who want to test the same product as you. You need to have written more than one review to be picked, just get involved, buy stuff and review them and you may possibly be picked sometime in the future. Don't hold your breath though, if free toys is the only reason you're here then you might be disappointed.

Sorry but you've only been here five minutes, it takes a long time to get free toys and loyalty first I had no idea you get toys when I first joined I joined for chat and help and advice.

You joined less than a week ago?

They need to see some return, loyalty and orders placed in order to trust you etc.

would you send stuff out for free to random strangers?

MissChar wrote:

Hi wet holes. If you wish to have a chance of becoming a sex toy tester I suggest you look at this link and the instructions on there.

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/testers/

PinkPolkaDot wrote:

Adding items to your wishlist doesn't guarantee you a tester. There are hundreds of other people out there who want to test the same product as you. You need to have written more than one review to be picked, just get involved, buy stuff and review them and you may possibly be picked sometime in the future. Don't hold your breath though, if free toys is the only reason you're here then you might be disappointed.

+1

If I was you, I'd start again with a new account. Buy lots of stuff, write reviews for everything you buy, get involved in the forum and don't expect to get anything.
If you do get picked then it will be a lovely surprise.

wet holes wrote:

I have done all of this but nothing is happening

I would recommend writing a few more reviews on the products you have tried. Also I noticed that most of the items on your sex toy tester list aren't available for testing right now. Make sure to add items that are listed on the sex toy tester page, here's a link - http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/testers/

Good luck x

People generally don't send gifts to random people that they don't know. If free toys are the only reason you're here then you're probably in the wrong place. We use the forum for advice, support, and to make friends, not for people to buy us things.

I will basically echo what everyone else has said. There is no guarantee that you will get something to test, but purchase products from LH, write good quality reviews of these products, participate in the forums and then maybe you'll have a chance of being sent a product to test from LH in the future.

Yeah really I would start again. Introduce yourself a little. Get a bit more involvement. Don't be pushy or brash because it will create the opposite effect. Comes across a little cheeky don't you think?

By the way, just seen your 'sex toy tester' wishlist and you have chosen stuff not on the official tester list.

You may want to re-adress that and read up on the link people have provided on here.

Regard being selected as a tester a bonus and not a pre-requisite.

wet holes wrote:

I have done all of this but nothing is happening

I have had a look at your review. You may want to do more detailed reviews to really help out the other LH customers. See this link for help on how to writer a good review - http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/blog/2012/05/17/how-to-write-a-great-product-review/

and be patient. As others have said you are really new to the site and impatience will get you nowhere. And if you are lucky enough to test, be grateful! :) remember - its a PRIVILEGE not a RIGHT.

Maybe give your reviews more detail and made them longer?

asking for freebies , whilst not against any of the forum rules , wont do you many favours im afraid .. youre very very new here , id suggest integrating yourself in the LH community an bit more , and just enjoying it for what it is , rather than for getting freebies .

I agree with what everyone else has said

Agree with all the above comments. From taking to people on here most people never received anything until they have done 10+ reviews. And they need to be quality reviews, along with interaction in the forum. Be patient. There is thousands of people on the forum and everyone is entitled to something. So just because you joined last week doesn't mean it's your turn. There are people using this site for months and still haven't been sent anything

I'd like a free car.....well Im waiting.......

LilMissFrustrated wrote:

I'd like a free car.....well Im waiting.......

lol :p

Hiya Wetholes

To stand a better chance of being selected to be a tester, you would need to do your bit for lovehoney, it kinda works both ways, you give them something they give you something,you have been on the forum for a very short time, and currently only have one review,its still very early days for you, so carry on buying reviewing and being an active part on the forum im sure in time you will eventually get selected to test something