Fruit and veg

My OH wants to introduce fruits and veg into our sex life any recommendations

Have used several AWB1955 found bananas to be the best then cucumber...it's fun shopping for them knowing what you are using them for...choosing the girth...the angle of the bend...left the skin on...smoothed out any rough bits...washed them thoroughly first...no problems afterwards. Think because the partners that used them on me were "anti dildos" and saw them as everyday objects... didn't see them as a replacement for them...they enjoyed the visual aspect...loved watching me squirt with them...massive turn on all round. Try it. Have fun...

Thank for the reply and advice I have tried everything to make me squirt with only a dribble I hope I am as lucky as you in the squirting department Hopevuyou have lots of fun and new toya in 2020

Try making fruit purees and licking them off each other?

Curvy Jilly is right. Just go to a green grocer and look them all over. Girth and bend. We go to our local market . Courgettes, banana's cucumbers. Big leaks. Parsnips. My fave at the moment is butternut squash. 😊😊😊 just try a few and the sexy thing is you can both eat them after xxx

Sounds like my kind of dinner.πŸ˜„

Maturecpl wrote:

Curvy Jilly is right. Just go to a green grocer and look them all over. Girth and bend. We go to our local market . Courgettes, banana's cucumbers. Big leaks. Parsnips. My fave at the moment is butternut squash. 😊😊😊 just try a few and the sexy thing is you can both eat them after xxx

Getting exotic with the butternut squash.😊😊😊.

Thanks for the ideas and advice hope to be trying some out tonight

Got me thinking about getting a few of my 5 a day...not had any for a while AWB1955...Mmmmmm 🀫🍌πŸ₯•πŸ†πŸ₯’

So meat and 2 veg on the menu hope this is for me as well what you thinking of I have a large cucumber ready

Courgettes are good, they mostly have a nice subtle bend in them. I found most cucumbers to be a bit unforgiving in that respect but it depends what you like really .

A courgette that something I should think about nice colour and size not sure if I could insert it tho

AWB1955 wrote:

A courgette that something I should think about nice colour and size not sure if I could insert it tho worth a try

AWB1955 wrote:

So meat and 2 veg on the menu hope this is for me as well what you thinking of I have a large cucumber ready

Oh yes I have to have plenty of meat after my veg...🀫

Just remember to use a condom ahaha

Excuse my rather timid response, but isn't all this stuff... snappable?

We recently watched a porn film where the woman used a cucumber which snapped bit of an embarasing moment Ho6pe the meat was night I tuff too chew on lol

Yes, use a condom for obvious reasons! But it may also help if one snaps!

Tried courgette, banana and cucumber. Not all at onceπŸ˜‚ Banana was my favourite I think it had the right bend angle. Husband loved watching me insert them and getting pleasure from my fruit and veg.

Banana is nice. We went to the banana club in Amsterdam one evening. It was alot of fun and will never look at a banana tthe same again. On another tangent. I read a book many moons ago about how Roman women and men got their orgasms playing solo. Apart from veg fruit they used live fish and eels etc. X πŸ’‹