Hi guys and girls, i saw a great bumper sticker this morning and thought why not start a thread on funny bumper sticks and van/car signs.
I'll Start.
No tools in vehicle overnight, unless kicked out by wife!! (had a chuckle)
I love those little fish that people have on their cars which have legs and say "Darwin" in the middle. Always make me chuckle!
I used to love these when i was younger so be warned i may overpost on this thread:
On a dirty car : "i wish my wife was a dirty as this car"
"If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"
There was one with syringes on it saying "nurses do it in the butt"
a fav of mine : "Gas, Grass or Ass - Nobody rides for free"
"I'm only driving this way to piss you off"
"Honk if anything falls off"
"free sweets inside"
Saw this one last night:
'I'm only speeding because I need a poo'
ha ha
x
we used to have one on our caravan that said
'Don't come a knockin, if the van is a rockin'