Funny Christmas searches.....

.....are already on Twitter, hopefully should be here soon as well for those of you not following LH on there. My favourite is ‘Santana knickers’: they play you a cracking guitar solo every time you drop them.

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/blog/2018/12/04/funniest-festive-sex-toy-searches/ I love them. I wonder how many are Ian Chimps attempts to make the list.

“Christmas underwater” is by far the most random, assuming it’s Christmas underwear? 😂 unless lovehoney are a holiday booking site now.

“Turkey slap” I’m trying to rack my brain to figure out what they were hoping to find

D&E wrote:

“Turkey slap” I’m trying to rack my brain to figure out what they were hoping to find

Turkey drumstick-shaped spanking paddle? As in, ‘I really want to slap her hard, but I also want to think about Christmas dinner whilst I do it’?

Gosig wrote:

D&E wrote:

“Turkey slap” I’m trying to rack my brain to figure out what they were hoping to find

Turkey drumstick-shaped spanking paddle? As in, ‘I really want to slap her hard, but I also want to think about Christmas dinner whilst I do it’?

Why didn’t I think of that, think I’ll be swerving that, I’ll just use an actual turkey drumstick then you can spank and eat at the same time...mmmmm

D&E wrote:

I’ll just use an actual turkey drumstick then you can spank and eat at the same time...mmmmm

I literally cannot think of one single response to this statement that doesn’t just dissolve into a giant, smouldering mass of double-entendres or innuendo. In this respect, I feel I have been somewhat bested, so well done.

Quite an image though, I’ll grant you that.