Glass Dildos: Measured

[Ian_Chimp]

Continuing the discussion from Product Comparison Tables:

Glass Dildos
Glass Dildo Guide

By Girth:

5+ Inches

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Dildo					Extra Features
Gläs Pure Indulgence £25 Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	6.25" 7.5" 8" ? .	Hd: T: M: B: .
LH Curved G-Spot £20 Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	5.25" 8.5" 9" ? .	Hd: T: M: B: F:
LH Spiral G-Spot £30 Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	5" 8" 9" 291g .	Hd: T: M: B: F:	5" 3.25" 3.25" 3.25" 6"
Gläs Mr Swirly £30 Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	5" 8" 9" 292g .	Hd: T: M: B: F:	5" 3.25" 3.25" 3.25" ?
Chrystalino Double-Ended £30 Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	5" 6" 7.5" ? .	Hd: T: M: B: .

4+ Inches

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Dildo					Extra Features
TC Supersex Set (x2) £40 (pink) Flip It Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal G: Ins: L: W: Anal	4.5" 7" 9" ? . 4.5" 7" 9" ? .	Hd: T: M: B: . Hd: T: M: B: .
LH Slimline G-Spot £20 Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	4.5" 7" 8" 196g .	Hd: T: M: B: .	4.25" 2.5" 2.5" 3.75" .
LH Blue Swirl £30 Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	4.5" 7" 7.5" 257g .	Hd: T: M: B: F:	4.5" 3.5" 3.5" 3.5" 5"
FSOG Drive Me Crazy £30 Flip it	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	4.5" 6.5" 7.5" ? ?	Hd: T: M: B: .
LH Beaded Heart £30 Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	4.5" 6" 8" ? .	Hd: T: M: B: F:
LH Glow-in-the-Dark £35 Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	4.5" 5.5" 8" 264g .	Hd: T: M: B: F:	3.75" 3" 4" 4" 6.5"
LH Tentacle £35 Flip It	G: Ins. L: W: Anal	4.5" 4.5" 6" ? ?	Hd: T: M: B: .

					Extra Features
LH Beaded (& Black) £30 Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	4.25" 7" 9" 348g .	Hd: T: M: B: .	4" 4" 4.25" 5.5" .
Icicles No5 £30 Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	4" 7" 7.5" 316g .	Hd: T: M: B: F:	4.5" 4" 4" 4" 6.25
LH Textured Sensual £25 Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	4" 6.5" 8.5" 274g ?	Hd: T: M: B: .	3" 3.25" 4.25" 4.75" .
LH Realistic (Anal) £25 Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	4" 6" 9" ? .	Hd: T: M: F: B:
LH Realistic (balls) £35 Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	4" 6" 7" ? .	Hd: T: M: B: F:

3+ Inches

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Dildo					Extra Features
LH Ribbed G-Spot £25 Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	3.75" 5" 8.5" 210g .	Hd: T: F: M: B:	3.5" 2.5" ? 3.75" 3.25"
LH Slimline Realistic £30 Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	3.5" 6" 7.5" ? .	Hd: T: M: B: F:		Fits 1.25" diameter O-ring
LH Nubby £30 Flip It	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	3.5" 6"/(4.5") 7" 196g ?	Hd: T: M: B: .	3.5" 3.5" 3.5" 3.5" .
LH Sensual Prober £30 Flip it	G: Ins: L: W: Anal	3.25" 5.5" 7.5" ? .	Hd: T: M: B: .

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Key

Figures from product page
G = Girth (Circumference)
Ins = Insertable Length
L = Length
Community Measurements
W = Weight
Hd = Head Circumference
T = Shaft Top Circumference
M = Shaft Mid Circumference
B = Shaft Bottom Circumference
F = Flare Circumference

Flip It = Both ends useable
Anal = Safe for anal

Notes:

• All prices are Sep20, and are rounded up a penny.
• Community sizes are to the nearest 0.25" (6mm).
• Weights will be accurate to kitchen scales (but I weighed an unopened jar of herbs on mine, and it got that right ).
• They’re hand-blown, so expect a bit of variation.

I need some people to help fill out the missing pieces.

[Ian_Chimp]

@Peitho @KinkyInky

We’ve been fiddling with a Glass Dildo Stats Table for the last few days, but we really need a bit of help getting measurements/info on the toys we’re missing. If anyone fancies whipping out their tape measure and scales and checking their stash it would be most appreciated.

Here’s what we’re measuring:

W = Weight
Hd = Head Circumference
T = Shaft Top Circumference
M = Shaft Mid Circumference
B = Shaft Bottom Circumference
F = Flare Circumference (whether it’s mid or bottom)

Flip It = Both ends useable
Anal = Safe for anal

And here’s the full list:

Gläs Pure Indulgence (Anal)
LH Curved G-Spot
LH Spiral G-Spot
Gläs Mr Swirly
Chrystalino Double-Ended

TC Supersex Set (x2)
LH Slimline G-Spot
LH Blue Swirl
FSOG Drive Me Crazy
LH Beaded Heart
LH Glow-in-the-Dark
LH Tentacle

LH Beaded
Icicles No5
LH Textured Sensual
LH Realistic (Anal)
LH Realistic (balls)

LH Ribbed G-Spot
LH Slimline Realistic
LH Nubby
LH Sensual Prober

Anything you can add will be gratefully received.

[KinkyInky]

@Ian_Chimp

but we really need a bit of help getting measurements/info on the toys we’re missing.

With the variability of glass it’s interesting to see the variation as well, so extra measurements won’t hurt!

[Purring-Pussy]

I’ve a huuuge collection of glass dildos but can’t get at them, they’re in a huge storage tub but it’s buried amongst other stuff since clearing out a bedroom.

[KinkyInky]

@Purring-Pussy

but it’s buried amongst other stuff since clearing out a bedroom

That sounds like a grave error!

[Purring-Pussy]

Yep, I think so too @KinkyInky

[Ian_Chimp]

Mostly complete (Apr '21)

The Glassery
The Glass Guide

Grouped by circumference

Glass Dildos

5-6¼ Inches: | | |
| :—: | :—: | :—: | :—:
Gläs Pure Indulgence | Lovehoney Curved G-Spot | Gläs Mr Swirly |
£25
Flip it? | Anal | £20
Flip it? | Anal | £30
Flip it? | Anal

|

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Circ:  6¼"  Head: ?
Ins:   7½"   Neck: ?
Lgth:  8"   Mid: ?
Wght:  ?   Btm: ?
- | Circ:  5¼"  Head: ?
Ins:  8½"   Neck: ?
Lgth:  9"   Mid: ?
Wght:  ?   Btm: ?
     Flare: ? | Circ:   5"  Head:   5"
Ins:  8" Neck: 3¼"
Lgth:  9"   Mid: 3¼"
Wght: 291g Btm: 3¼"
     Flare:  6"

4½ Inches: | | | | | | |
| :—: | :—: | :—: | :—: | :—: | :—: | :—: | :—:
Tracey Cox Supersex Set | Lovehoney Slimline G-Spot | Lovehoney Blue Swirl Textured | Fifty Shades of Grey
Drive Me Crazy | Lovehoney Beaded Heart | Lovehoney Glow-in-the-Dark| Lovehoney Tentacle |
£40
Flip it? | Anal
Flip it? | Anal | £20
Flip it? | Anal
  | £30
Flip it? | Anal
  | £30
Flip it? | Anal
  | £30
Flip it? | Anal
  | £35
Flip it? | Anal
  | £35
? Flip it? | Anal
  |

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Circ:  4½" Head: 4½"
Ins:   7"   Neck: 3¼"
Lgth:   9"   Mid: 3¼"
Wght: 252g Btm: 4½"
(Pink) | Circ: 4½"  Head: 4¼"
Ins:   7"   Neck: 2½"
Lgth:   9"  Mid: 2½"
Wght: 196g  Btm: 3½"
- | Circ: 4½"  Head: 4½"
Ins:   7"   Neck: 3½"
Lgth: 7½"  Mid: 3½"
Wght: 257g Btm: 3½"
     Flare:  ? | Circ: 4½"  Head: ?
Ins:  6½"   Neck: ?
Lgth: 7½"  Mid: ?
Wght:  ?   Btm: ?
- | Circ:  4½"  Head: ?
Ins:   6"   Neck: ?
Lgth:   8"  Mid: ?
Wght:  ?   Btm: ?
     Flare: ? | Circ: 4½"  Head: 3¾"
Ins:  5½"   Neck: 3"
Lgth:  8"  Mid: 4"
Wght: 264g Btm: 4"
     Flare: 6½" | Circ: 4½"  Head: ?
Ins:  4½"   Neck: ?
Lgth:  6"  Mid: ?
Wght:  ?   Btm: ?
- |
Circ: 4½"  Head: 3½"
Ins:   7"   Neck: 2½
Lgth:  9"  Mid: 2½"
Wght: 204g Btm: 3½"
(Clear) |

4-4¼ Inches:
Lovehoney Beaded	Lovehoney Beaded (Black)	Icicles No 5 Sapphire Spiral	Lovehoney Textured	Lovehoney Realistic	Lovehoney Realistic Textured with Balls
£30 Flip it? | Anal	£30 Flip it? | Anal	£30 Flip it? | Anal	£25 Flip it? | Anal ?	£25 Flip it? | Anal	£35 Flip it? | Anal
Circ: 4¼"   Head: 4" Ins:   7"   Neck:  4" Lgth:   9" Mid: 4¼" Wght: 348g Btm: 5½" -	Circ: 4¼"   Head: 4" Ins:   7"   Neck:  4" Lgth:   9" Mid: 4¼" Wght: 348g Btm: 5½" -	Circ:  4" Head: 4½" Ins:   7"  Neck:   4" Lgth: 7½" Mid:   4" Wght: 316g Btm: 5½"      Flare: 6¼"	Circ:   4"  Head: 3" Ins:   6½"  Neck: 3¼" Lgth: 8½" Mid: 4¼" Wght: 274g Btm: 4¾" -	Circ: 4"  Head: ? Ins:   6"   Neck: ? Lgth:   9"  Mid: ? Wght:   ?  Flare: ?      Btm: ?	Circ: 4"  Head: ? Ins:   6"   Neck: ? Lgth:   7"  Mid: ? Wght:  ?   Btm: ? -

3¼-3½ Inches:
Lovehoney Ribbed G-Spot	Lovehoney Slimline Realistic Textured	Lovehoney Nubby	Lovehoney Marbled Prober
£25 Flip it? | Anal	£30 Flip it? | Anal	£30 Flip it? | Anal ?	£30 Flip it? | Anal
Circ:  3¾"  Head: 3½" Ins:   5"   Neck: 2½" Lgth: 8½"  Flare: ?  Wght: 210g  Mid: 3¾"       Btm: 3¼"	Circ: 3½"  Head: ? Ins:  6"   Neck: ? Lgth: 7½"  Mid: ? Wght:  ?   Btm: ? -	Circ: 3½"  Head: 3½" Ins:  6"   Neck: 3½" Lgth:   7"  Mid: 3½" Wght: 196g  Btm: 3½" -	Circ: 3¼"  Head: ? Ins:  5½"   Neck: ? Lgth: 7½"  Mid: ? Wght:  ?   Btm: ? -

Glass Butt Plugs

4½-4¾inches:
Chrystalino Expert	Icicles No 47 Beaded with T-Bar Base	Lovehoney Full Bloom - Large Rose	Lovehoney Amethyst	DOMINIX Deluxe Faux Fur Animal Tail
£27	£30	£25	£20
Circ: 4¾"   Head: ? Ins:   4"   Neck:  ? Lgth:   5"   T-Bar: ? Weight: ?	Circ: 4¾"   Head: 2½" Ins:   4"   Neck:  ?  Lgth: 4½"   T-Bar: ?  Weight: ?	Circ: 4¾"  Head: ? Ins:   3"   Neck: ? Lgth: 3½"  Flare: ? Weight: ?	Circ: 4¾"  Head: ? Ins:   3"   Neck: ? Lgth: 3½"  Flare: ? Weight: ?	Circ: 4½"  Head: ? Ins:    4"   Neck: ? Lgth:   21"   Flare: ? Weight: ?

3½-4 Inches:
Lovehoney Small Heart	Lovehoney Pure Pleasure	Lovehoney Glow-in-the-Dark	Lovehoney Medium Daisy	Icicles No 73 Mini Realistic Dildo	Lovehoney Full Bloom Small Rose	Icicles No 46 Curved P-Spot
£20	£20	£25	£23	£30	£30	£30
Circ:   4"  Head: ? Ins:  3"   Neck: ? Lgth: 3½"  Flare: ? Weight: ?	Circ:  4½"  Head: ? Ins:    4"   Neck: ? Lgth:   4"   Flare: ? Weight: ?	Circ:   4" Head: ? Ins:    3"   Neck: ? Lgth: 3½"   Flare: ? Weight: ?	Circ:   4" Head: ? Ins:    3"   Neck: ? Lgth: 3½"   Flare: ? Weight: ?	Circ: 3¾"   Head: ? Ins:    4"   Neck: ? Lgth: 4½"   Flare: ? Weight: ?	Circ: 3¾"   Head: ? Ins:  3½"   Neck: ? Lgth: 4½"   Flare: ? Weight: ?	Circ: 3¾"   Head: ? Ins:  4"   Neck: ? Lgth: 5½"   Flare: ? Weight: ?

[Ian_Chimp]

I’d say that as glass is much firmer than other materials it can often feel girthier than a similar-sized circumference in silicone, PVC, etc as there’s no give to it - so you may want to factor that in when looking at the circumferences.

They have much less friction though, so there’s much less drag to them when in use.

Mrs Chimp’s favourite is the Lovehoney Beaded one. She loves the bobble-bumps. But that one starts off a little smaller at the tip, and gets a bit bigger as you go down the bulbs, so you can warm up a bit first if you need to (and you can even flip it and use the big handle end if you fancy ).

[Ian_Chimp]

Okay, I think I’ve done a lot of it. I do still need some Glass-Masters to measure their collections and fill in some missing numbers, so if you fancy giving that a go that would be most appreciated.

And if anyone spots an error please shout out so I can fix it.

Glass Dildos
Glass Butt Plugs

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[Kitty-Cat01]

Hi @Ian_Chimp, I can fill in some info about the icicles no 73 butt plug but I’m not quite sure what measurements you want! Neck and weight is obvious but what do you mean by flare? and when you say head, do you mean the widest bit of the top part? Sorry if I’m being thick!

[Ian_Chimp]

Butt plugs aren’t my thing, so I may be slightly off on what the useful measurements are. Which extra ones would you find useful before purchasing? I have space for four measurements in the righthand column - I could do Tip, Bulb, Neck and Flare? (though I could easily add in a fifth if necessary)

The flare is the base (the bit that stops it going too far in). Though the 73 may have a T-bar now I look at it.

[Kitty-Cat01]

Useful info for me would be maximum girth (but that’s given in the left column anyway), circmference of the neck (really helpful), size of the base / flare, length of the neck (short necks can be a bit uncomfortable for some people) and maybe either length of the bulb itself (not including the neck) but that could be worked out if the total length and length of the neck is given, or the girth of any bulbs that are smaller than the widest one although that might not be all that helpful because, if you are ok with the widest girth then any smaller ones wouldn’t be a problem I wouldn’t have thought?

[Ian_Chimp]

I’ve confused myself a bit. I’ll absorb the new info and see what I can fold together.

Icicles No 73 Mini Realistic Dildo
£23
Circ: 3¾"   Tip: ? Ins Lgth: 4"  Bulb: ? (Neck Lgth:) ? Neck: ? Lgth: 4½"  T-Bar: ? Weight: ?

[Kitty-Cat01]

I’d have:

Left column:
Length
Insertable length
Girth
Weight

Right column:
Tip circumference (if applicable)
Flare / base diameter
Neck circumference
Neck length

(That’s what would personally help me)

[Kitty-Cat01]

Right, here goes…

Icicles no 73:

• Weight: 113g
• T-bar: 2¼"
• Tip circumference: 3¼"
• Neck circumference 2"
• Neck length approx ½"

I also have the Tracy Cox Superset Set:

Pink:

• Head: 4½"
• Neck / Mid: 3¼"
• Bottom: 4½"
• Weight: 252g

Clear:

• Tip: 3½"
• Mid/Neck: 2½"
• Bottom: 3½
• Weight: 204g

[Ian_Chimp]

For the righthand column I wanted to map out the contours of the toy. I’m hitting a bit of a snag when I come to T-Bar and Neck Length as the numbers move from circumference to diameter/length, and I’m not sure it’s as intuitive. How does this look?

(Rough example)

| | | | |

• | -: | - | -: |
  Circumference: | 3¾" | Head: | 3¼"
  Insertable: | 4" | Bulb: | 3¾"
  Length: | 4½" | Neck: | 2"
  Weight: | 113g | Neck Length: | ½"
  | | | T-Bar (d): | 2¼"

I also don’t have the space for such long descriptions in the actual table, but I can fiddle with those.

[Kitty-Cat01]

Looks good @Ian_Chimp, don’t worry about putting the neck length in if it messes things up. I’m not sure what other people would find most helpful?

You can leave the (d) off of the t-bar one, it’s just the longest length of the t-bar that I measured so I think it’s relatively self explanatory. Looks good though.

Does anyone else have any thoughts on what info is most helpful? I don’t want Ian basing all this on just my feedback if others feel there is something important that we are missing!

[Green_Eyed_Girl]

I think

• max circumference (maybe also diameter as some people prefer it)
• Length
• Insertable length
• neck circumference
• Weight
• Some sort of Size of base measurement (whatever you want to call it. Base Length/diameter maybe?)

Are all really useful

The icicles 27 is a really awquard shape to measure to be honest xD
It all looks great though. amazing work, really useful

[Ian_Chimp]

@Green_Eyed_Girl

max circumference (maybe also diameter as some people prefer it)

I don’t think I can sneak diameter in easily? I could add a note to the top saying something like ‘to quickly convert circumference to an approximate diameter divide by 3’?

[Green_Eyed_Girl]

If its an issue dont worry about it. I use omnicalculator to be honest when i want ti convert it. Found it via google, incredibly useful.