Gum Shields: Blowjobs not Hockey.

My rule of thumb is that beige is never a good sex toy colour, but perhaps this could help someone with terrible lockjaw. Anyone seen this?

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=18517

I imagine it feels better than it looks.

Oh god....... couldn't imagine looking sexy wearing that mind =S

Hella's video of the tongue joy vibrating ring is better!

Not a toy I'd go for myself.

Who the hell has a cock that could damage teeth? It's the other way around in my experience.

They should invent the cock guard!

SG x

Cock guards would defy the point surely?

lol but the logic is sound!

wouldn't the bullet rattle the poor person's jaws after a bit?

I'd rather risk the teeth tbh! not a good look, 'the boxer' I wouldn't have though...

I saw this and thought WTF! Not sexy at all. x

Can't be good for TMJ. And the wearer will look a bit gummy....

Hella Rouge (LH) wrote:

People, don't forget many of us are British....known for our appauling gnashers, perhaps a lot of people COULD benefit from this? That's what I kept in mind while explaining the virtues of this unique product ;)

Perhaps it needs some bling? A few diamantes? Then one truly could get someone all up in your grill.

I have a mouth guard (not like that one) - one for my night time teeth clenching and it makes my mouth feel so full I don't think I could get his cock in too!

Don't really see the point myself - can't you get things that slip on your tongue if you want vibrate-y things and then you can share them? (with your partner I mean)

Ax

I just didn't realise penis' were so damaging to teeth, theres something my dentist didn't warn me of :P Surely the vibrating would lead to your teeth clattering together?

I think I need a mouth guard cos I clench and grind my teeth a lot.

Perhaps it removes that 'oh-god-what-happens-if-I-sneeze' worry.

Tigerlilies wrote:

Perhaps it removes that 'oh-god-what-happens-if-I-sneeze' worry.

Or fall asleep External Media

If I suck cock after taking my tablets, it's so relaxing, I just can't help but close my eyes - just for a minute you see - WandA is never my friend after....I'm lucky he's so understanding and really doesn't mind because I don't know if you've ever noticed, but you usually close your mouth when you sleep, even if there's something in it!

Maybe I should get one of these things External Media

Ax

I think I'll buy my OH two of these things. I can see them coming in handy for when I'm trying to watch the footy! ;-) SG x

Would it not make the guy a bit worried? Like, if you're at such a risk of biting his knob off that you have to wear safety gear, surely he'd be waiting for you to take a fit and crush his bits!

Gwennie wrote:

I just didn't realise penis' were so damaging to teeth, theres something my dentist didn't warn me of :P Surely the vibrating would lead to your teeth clattering together?

I think I need a mouth guard cos I clench and grind my teeth a lot.

just think of the vibrations on your fillings, that'd be truly awful!

Lol strange feeling to your teeth.... i already have lock jaw so it would be no good for me

Actually, thinking about it, I do recall a girl I knew with braces...there was a foreskin incident...

Guess there's at least one solid market there!

Nexas wrote:

I've heard some horrendous stories. Even had a friend who was given a blowjob using JUST teeth. He lasted just under a minute before making her stop due to the pain LMAO

Oh dear...... thats one hell of a brave guy!

omg this has made my day, do you think you'd talk like you have a retainer brace in?? can you imagine the dirty talk?? ACTUALLY laughing my ass off! xx

Yes i agree with you i think you would be wasting money too