Have you ever been in the middle of enjoying oral sex, rimming or sixty nine when accidently your partner has released a little love puff? I think it has happened to me with at least 3 partners over the years, one ignored it as if it had never happened, I was so horny, I didn’t care, another was so embarrassed she left the room, and another just rolled around the bed laughing, and we didn’t get back to it that night. So far I’ve never done it.
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Mrs W here …
Hahahahahaha Pen and I do this loads of times @paulsballs … the very first time was early on in our relationship and she asked if she could go down on me … actually she asked if I fancied a 69 … obviously the first thing I said was “I ain’t going down the Chinese until after this” … after giggling, she carried on and partway through, she “… released a little love puff” as you call it… well, in fact it was more of a rip-snorting fart … to which I stopped and said “Don’t think I can take another 68 of them love” … which resulted in giggles galore … she said it was the first time she had heard that response … 
xxx
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I asked Mrs Balls for a sixty eight once. She said what’s that, I said you give me a Blow Job and I owe you one.
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My husband, at least twice, has farted during a blowjob. To the point that I once even questioned whether he did it on purpose.
I got him back though with what we affectionately call The Great Chicken Incident of 2022. I had a bad IBS flare-up and I’d had some breaded chicken, chips and baked beans for dinner, which I didn’t want, but he insisted I’d be fine. Got into bed that night and as I stretched over to my side, the built up gas blasted out of me in a perfectly silent room. Queue fits of giggles promptly followed by horror and gagging at a smell so awful, we could both taste it.
Maybe “trust your gut” should be taken more seriously around me. If I say I can’t eat something, believe me 
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yup .. it’s happened twice. The first time, the OH was sitting on a chair, scooched forward for easy access. Just as I moved in, she blasted. She was embarrassed, I was horny - and after a short breather, I moved back in. The second time was a bit more up close and personal - she was face down, butt up and we were enjoying a nice rimming session. Again, she blasted, this time with my tongue firmly planted on her cute little rosebud. We were both so hot and bothered by then that neither of us objected to simply continuing on with the fun! There have been other instances where an occasional fart has worked its way into our lovemaking..the most recent occurring as OH was in the process of just beginning to insert a dildo into my butt. I excused myself, and to her credit, she soldiered on. Ahhh love - anyone else remember the days you wouldn’t even think of passing gas in front of one another .. and here years later … lol.