My choice to hide the toys is usually a lockable suitcase, between all the clothes!
I now hide my biger vibes in a pretty decorative box in my bedside cupboard, although I do have a LH Basics Egg and some lube in an open basket on the shelf section of the unit.
My most embarassing incident happened when we moved house: we couldn't move all the furniture in one go so my hubby went back and with help from my mum and sister cleared out the rest of our things. I'd not packed my bedside cabinet contents and thought hubby would do it, but no, he said my mum did it which meant she'd have seem the large rabbit vibe I had 
She didn't say anything but I felt awkward when I next spoke to her!
Not an issue from parents and kids are too short and innocent to think of what we keep in the top box however.
A couple year's ago we went to see The War of The World's and my parents sat for the kids & stayed in our room as we would he home very late, needless to say we were VERY thorough to ensure everything was away, I think the toys went temporarily into a rucksack and then hidden in the attic short term, just in case!
NaughtyNerd wrote:
CaptainMeow a couple of weeks ago I left a butt plug, rabbit and wand to dry on the bathroom windowsill and my mum came around for tea! I completely forgot they were there until after she had gone.
She hasn't mentioned them but she must have spotted them. A giant purple rabbit doesn't exactly blend in with my bathroom décor!
Haha thats funny 
I live alone, but my parents are up for Christmas (not staying in my flat mind). Most of the toys are kept in a box under my bedside table, but I'm trying to figure out where to put the kitty play stuff (tails/ears). I have them hung up at the moment around the flat just so they don't get damaged, but I think some temporary boxes might be in order.
I've left vibes in the bathroom drying and a flogger on the dining table when people have come over and they've not said a word though. Top notch friends I have ;D
TSEliotsCat wrote:
I live alone, but my parents are up for Christmas (not staying in my flat mind). Most of the toys are kept in a box under my bedside table, but I'm trying to figure out where to put the kitty play stuff (tails/ears). I have them hung up at the moment around the flat just so they don't get damaged, but I think some temporary boxes might be in order.
I've left vibes in the bathroom drying and a flogger on the dining table when people have come over and they've not said a word though. Top notch friends I have ;D
A favorite hidding place from the Missus particularly around xmas is inide clothes that are hung in the warddrobe. Those tails could easily be slip up the sleeve of a jackey and hung onto the armpit.
Just do the surgeons trick of counting items used (hidden) and the count the recovered after use and made sure they tally up. You don't want to be somewhere and pull out a prostate massager, handcuffs, dildo etc etc just at the moment where it becomes an ahem - difficult situation
Going slightly off topic - Why a handbag is never a good place to keep a sex toy
I worked in a police custody unit for a number of years and any arrestee had to be searched on entering custody.
On one occasion a young lady was having her handbag searched by a colleague who then turned to the sergeant asking loudly "Whats this?" whilst holding up a large black buttplug!
Three people went rather red in the face
I play the trombone, the trombone case was great for transporting toys to and from uni. The longest toy went up the bell of the trombone. Always keep the batteries out of the toys though! Doesn't help with hiding them from your parents so much but some times the best places are the weirdest ones.
Oh and make sure you've got all the toys out before the next rehearsal. This one time at band camp....
When i was living at home i Once i left some sex toy cleaner in the bathroom buy mistake after clesnig my stroker, my parents must of seen it but never said anything.... few
I would say put in small suitcase first but cloths or towel at the bottom in the middle put all sex toys then put towel on top that and then lock it up padlock. I sorry if this was not help full?
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I play the trombone, the trombone case was great for transporting toys to and from uni. The longest toy went up the bell of the trombone. Always keep the batteries out of the toys though! Doesn't help with hiding them from your parents so much but some times the best places are the weirdest ones.
Oh and make sure you've got all the toys out before the next rehearsal. This one time at band camp....
Same problem here. Except my parents do not respect any kind of privacy and I do not have a door for my bedroom. Never stopped my doing stuff under the covers but I've recently been introduced to sex toys and I want something bigger.
Do you guys think my parents would understand if I turned up with a coffin sized box? I would never have something delivered to my parents. It'll be open when I get home.
I live with my parents due to the fact that i have a disability. i must of had 15/20 deliverys over the lest 2 years with around 50 toys, big boxes coming in but nothing to show for it in my room as i keep them in 3 draws which is 100% full now, plus it has a key which i leave in it lol. They do respect my privacy plus we have a time schedule so i know whats happening when. I do keep a wand vibrator under my pillow all the time which no one has acciddently found yet.
Was tidying up my daughter's bed and found a bullet vibrator under her blanket. Got to pretend that I didn't know what I have discovered. Definitely she has grown up hasn't she?
So far they have just been well buried in my underwear drawers but I'm going to have to get a lockable box as I now have a few and I really don't want my mum knowing I have a a dildo.
Mine are in a padded Bosch tool box with lockable catches on, it wouldnt fit any new toys though.
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Was tidying up my daughter's bed and found a bullet vibrator under her blanket. Got to pretend that I didn't know what I have discovered. Definitely she has grown up hasn't she?
Don't we all dont we all.
A really embarressing story, not told it to any one really. I am blaming the wine now.
I was young and working shift work for a particular organisation, which is very popular at these times. During those early years I lived at home with my mother, yea I had not fled the nest yet but I was young. During that time I was quite a bit of a lad who enjoyed chatting to and getting to know young ladies. One particular lady who just happened to end up spending the night in my bedroom had left in the morning, prior to me getting my head together and actually learning how to walk and talk again.
As I stumbled down the hallway I could over hear my mother saying "Looks like-my name-has more fun on nights than we thought he does.
My stupid but lovable dog had picked up a condom took it to my mum, dropped it in front of her as if to say "Look what your son gets upto" Stupid but lovable Dog then ran back to me with a grin as if to say "I dare you love another female aside from me again"
Needless to say I died that day.
Back when I lived with my family, I hid all my Lovehoney dildos, rabbits and vibrators as well as my pacifier collection in my sock and underwear box in the closet under my brother’s clothes. I’d bury them to the bottom too. Pretty sure I hid my weed and bong in there too.
If you pull the bottom draw all the way out of a chest of draws there is normally a space under the draw that no one can get to or see without removing the draw. My now wife has a very nosey mother and this is where we use to keep all her toys as there was plenty of room there.
I keep mine in a box with a lock on it and keep keys with me at all times. I have 2 nosey parents and I value my privacy ALOT