Household objects used as emergency sex toys.

I would happily use the prison fifi in an 'emergency'. I might use something household if I feel the requirement, but no way would I ever be able to recommmend it.

A marker pen and a cucumber have been used as stand-ins. Not at the same time, though!

I have so many toys i doubt that this would happen, even if it did i would just use my hands x

I'm not sure household objects are a good idea. I would go with fingers. Then get your credit card out and buy up LH!

tried a cucumber and the handle of a hairbrush

Im with team "nothing but actual sex toys or hands"

Occassionally have used a toothbrush but nothing else. Fingers will suffice.

There is a range of hair shampoo-can't remember it's name who's top(silver) is cone/bullet shaped, that just screams "I could be a sex toy" surely others have thought this too looking in the shops?

I've used a hairbrush handle before now :') but that was before I bought any toys...

In the past I've used an electric toothbrush ( my own and I didn't insert it obviously! ) and a cucumber, just for a bit of a laugh really. But its either toys or fingers for me.

MissRose wrote:

I've used a hairbrush handle before now :') but that was before I bought any toys...

Same, when I first started masturbating and I didn't know better :P

On a similar note, what about household items for spanking? I haven't got any paddles or floggers or anything yet (![](upload://f8zGclFeQx35HwZLqJ7J1rFzQ0n.gif) i'm too poor... but hope i get picked as a tester soon) so in the mean time, what items to you use around the house to make those cheeks all rosy and scarlet? I've tried the more obvious wooden spoons and hairbrush.... but a rubber spatula was great (that one was excellent)

in my younger days, I tried to use a toilet roll holder - the centre cardboard part ![](upload://kym5tZ5EfyJxs6TKHB1Q2HtGSpK.gif)

Ah I remember being 15 and using the handle of a plastic hair brush very vividly haha. (Just a little FYI, I bought a new hair brush after, the old one wasn't used to brush my hair ever again haha)

I used a hair brush handle when I was younger and did not own any toys. I remember always putting a condom over it first though.

I used a hair brush handle when I was younger and did not own any toys. I remember always putting a condom over it first though.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the humble sock ![](upload://5BDs2y1gm13l2R58ovmAMxyNM3f.gif)

Not quite a household item....but attached to the house...
I get mind blowing orgasms one after another from my power shower.... Especially good if you dial IP the intensity slowly...... My water rates might keep going up when I have a shower!😊😅

Not quite a household item....but attached to the house...
I get mind blowing orgasms one after another from my power shower.... Especially good if you dial IP the intensity slowly...... My water rates might keep going up when I have a shower!😊😅

I used a match 3 power razor on my oh once obv without the razor head on that made a very good bullet style vibrator.