How to deal with the perfect ass and other sex toys?

Hi Folks ... I'm a bit disabled Guy and not had sex for years and years unfurtuatly!

I'd saved up enough for a three hour meet with a local Girl, but then got wind of Lovehoneyon the TV show.

Spent about 350 quid on my new sex toys as a disabled guy, but I'm embarresd to say they dont even make me hard, the false smell puts me off mostly.

I thought it would be great too!

Perhaps I should have went with that three hour appointment with local girl and long imagined bum sex too for a one off?

But right now I dont know to do with my Perfect Ass, or my fake boobs?

you can put them in warm water to make them feel more life like too :)