I started to have the alphabet tottooed on mine but only got as far as A
Last time I measured it is was about 5" but it's nice n thick
My OH is so hung up on penis size. He is just over 7" and convinced this is too small and inadequate. He knows he's being silly and admits it stems from getting most of his early sex education from porn. I guess i'll just have to keep telling him his penis is perfect!
Who really cares? We all lie about our size anyway so women should lie as well when discussing sizes with their girlfriends??
My preferred measurement is in decibels.
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a lot of good systems ... but not sure I will bother with them lol. I think mine is big enough but I wont pretend its massive!
if you do have to measure... I would say get your OH to do it for you, that may be fun, a little game...probably in a nurse uniform!
This post is just hillarious, thanks for the mid morning giggle guys! Plus I'm a science geek at heart so love all those scientific methods use guys r posting haha xox
Mine says CATS when itās limp. When itās hard it says CHATTANOOGA TENNESSEE.
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I guess Iād use my internal depth gauge - although it may perhaps need calibration 
I am old and worrying about my cock size hasnāt been an issue in about 40 years or so . My genetics gave me what I have and that is that . Over the years I got tired of hearing guys bragging about how huge they were , with vivid imaginations I might add . So I started lying in the other directon . So I used to introduce myself as "Hello , my name is Old Man , I am Vice President of Western Washington Needle Dick the Bug F__kers Association . Many were shocked I had breeched protocal on lying about cock size . I would tell them if they could lie one way , I could lie the other .
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As a female, I can honestly say that size isnāt an issue, as long as it does the trick. Saying that, my estranged husband was about 7" and it was quite painful.
PS thatās not why weāre separated btw
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A mouth full or more than a mouth full.
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