You're welcome. I think it could be quite helpful if LH added this info on the product pages. I don't have any Sliquid lubes so sadly can't guestimate for you. But I'd say a year maximum for keeping 'longer-life' lubes open. :) x
I didn't know lube had a use by date... What happens if you don't use it up in time?
Hmmm I don't know actually, might be something to do with the chemicals it's made with, or any bacteria growth. :/
With the maximus being bio-static it wouldn't be much of an issue but I agree there should be a recomended use by date in the listings, you could suggest it Sophie :-)
I checked my Sliquid Swirl lubes but couldn't find a date.
Quite an expensive snack!
And i thought drinking the bottle of massage oil was bad ,but lube oh no i couldnt least its a cure for constipation ha ha
Lol god this is funny! I had to stop keep telling my partner not to eat this cherry lube we got from superdrugs a few months back. He love it! He would go to the cupboard and make out he was getting someone out while trying to eat some. Haha (Lube addict) haha.
I've not tryied that lube yet tho I do have a bottle unopened in my box think I might have to soon now I know how tasty it is lol.
Moo99 wrote:
Well I figured because it's safe enough for the lady and gentleman parts, it should be fine to consume in large quantities? I've had no ill affects so...
I'm now considering other flavours to try. What a maniac I am. Lol!
Lol you are funny! I might eat sliquid but I wouldn't eat any others, if they can give your lady and gent parts a nasty rash/infection then I don't want them in my tummy!
Interesting I never thought of expiriy dates..
Moo99 wrote:
Well I figured because it's safe enough for the lady and gentleman parts, it should be fine to consume in large quantities? I've had no ill affects so...
Hey Moo99
I feel at this point I should mention that we definitely do not suggest eating lube in large quantities! Just because it's safe for lady parts does not mean that your digestive system wants it anywhere near it. Predominantly lubes are made from water and a lot of ingredients which aren't designed for actual consumption.
If you like the flavour, I would suggest a healthier and cheaper option would be to go out and buy an actual Passion Fruit!
if it makes you feel any better I used to pretend to be ill to get Calpol
Moo99 wrote:
Well I figured because it's safe enough for the lady and gentleman parts, it should be fine to consume in large quantities? I've had no ill affects so...
This made me laugh so much! It's likely to be really unhealthy though... I mean, shaving cream is "safe enough for the lady and gentleman parts" but you wouldn't eat that. And mouthwash is designed to go in your mouth but you wouldn't dream of drinking a whole bottle of that either!
I can see the temptation but I'd let the awesome taste be a good excuse to give more oral rather than ingesting that many chemicals. You might not have any negative effect on a one-off if you eat a flavoured candle or something either but you wouldn't make a habit of it.
Your poor tummy :(
Hahahaha.
I actually just tried the cherry and strawberry play, and they reminded me of a squeezy goo candy that we used to eat as kids.
My boyfriend is enjoying the extra blowjobs though :P
Funniest thread I have read in a while.
Perhaps next time, you should mix some into some cake mix?
PinkPolkaDot wrote:
I eat lube all the time but I have to say I've never had it in such large quantities! I'm thinking your farts will smell lovely!
Wow though, it must be good tasting lube, may have to invest in some :D
I must say i'm not sure i'd trust myself to fart after eating a whole bottle of lube 
A whole bottle? blimey! I love the durex cherry and strawberry lubes but i couldn't consume a whole bottle of them.
Your poop will be like flubber
Cornish89 wrote:
PinkPolkaDot wrote:
I eat lube all the time but I have to say I've never had it in such large quantities! I'm thinking your farts will smell lovely!
Wow though, it must be good tasting lube, may have to invest in some :D
I must say i'm not sure i'd trust myself to fart after eating a whole bottle of lube
hahahaha rotfpmsl ,
lol lol this has made my morning, really am laughing
i farted on the bus the other day and 4 people turned around ,,,, felt like i was on the voice