I’m back!

I took last week off away from here as had a crap cold :sneezing_face: but finally feeling 99.5% better!

Also before last week I had a freaky final destination type moment in the shower which resulted in me nicking my balls (blood everywhere!) and breaking my favourite glass buttplug :sob:

Guess I’m now on the market to get a replacement and figure out how to dispose of the current broken one…

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Big hugs to you. I nicked myself twice wet shaving so that made me determined wet shaving isn’t for me and revert to dry shaving, but dry shaving just doesn’t give you that same smoothness.

The thought of breaking glass anything is heartbreaking, My Icicles sapphire 7 inch glass dildo is a regular feature in my bedroom reportoire :joy:

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Glass, just pop it in your recycling bin … or your neighbours under the cover of darkness :joy:

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Ouch :persevere: that’s why I’m reluctant to go smooth, I remember the pain, I just go for a really close trim. I have just bought some razors for the job though, so maybe soon, when I pluck up the courage.
As for the butt plug, good excuse to go bigger and better​:smiley:

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@AJSTAR
Omg that sounds awful- this happened years ago when I was shaving my husband’s sack - he never felt it and I alerted him to the blood - he went white as a sheet - but they do heal quickly

As for the glass plug - please tell me it did not break inside :sob:

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Ouchies, hope your on the mend from both cold and final fantasy ball incident!

I suggest the big glass recycling domes, all our glass (albeit bottle normally) go to a local set of these… of course you’ll havd to decide if it’s clear, green or brown glass. Probably clear but maybe your favourite was a spectacular coloured affair?!

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@AJSTAR i hope you are on the mend, i had that cold too and it absolutely floored me! God it sounds like you have been having a bad time of things, hope things start to improve for you soon

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Welcome back! @AJSTAR

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Eeek I sensed dry shaving balls would be harder to do than wet?! :see_no_evil:
The even more sad thing is LH don’t sell the toy I’ve got anymore and don’t know where else to go to find one :pleading_face:

I did contemplate putting it in the johos bin down the road for the giggles :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

LH don’t really have a bigger and better glass plug on their site as the only one that comes close has a round base which I’d fear will go all up!! Plus was looking to see if they had a toy base extension type add on but seems like no such invention as yet so might be a good space in the toy market for one :money_mouth_face:

The strange bit with the ball cut was it literally didn’t hurt at all and I couldn’t get why so much blood was squirting out from the tiniest nick…

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Yeah thankfully once I got the blood to stop it healed within a day - Crazy fast!

lol thank gawd it didn’t break in me as happened when I reached to get some tissue and knocked it on the title floor… but the more annoying part is it’s the most tiniest chip on the tip and you’d not even notice it until touch with hand :expressionless:

Maybe the ball incident put my body into shock and triggered the cold :sweat_smile:
Thankfully all getting back to normal again and regaining some cravings for toy play!

Hmmm do they have a glass dome for blue glass? :joy:

Thank you :pray: Indeed this cold really was a weird one and just swung from nowhere!
Hope you’re feeling much better now too?

Thank you! I’ve weirdly missed this place

I think curves and awkward places are just hard to shave, whatever bits you’ve got :joy:
Oh no! That’s frustrating. How about stainless steel? That can be just as fun!

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Nice to see your back and healthy again.

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I have been looking at the steel plugs but the medium one reviews say are rather small and the large one is so expensive it feels like I’d be paying for the fancy box which I don’t need :sweat_smile:

Would actually be amazing if it came with the cheaper option of a simple fabric storage bag instead.

Maybe you have some recommendations?

Flip flopping along again but my nose can’t decide if it wants to be snotty or not :sweat_smile:

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What’s that supposed to mean? I’m kind of a good girl, you know? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :joy:

The nJoy steel wand is a firm favourite of mine, but you can’t really wear that, unless you don’t mind a weighty tail :joy:

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