I was thinking of ways to increase and/or gamify the frequency of sexual activity between my wife and I, and for some reason I thought of…BINGO
As luck would have it, one can quickly and easily generate bingo cards online. All you need is a minimum of 24 different values to be randomly distributed on the cards. So I picked the following:
69
Afternoon
Anal play
Basement
Blindfold
First Floor
Friday
Impact play
Monday
Morning
Mutual masturbation
Night
Oral
Quickie
Restraints
Role play
Saturday
Second Floor
Sunday
Take spicy pictures
Thursday
Tuesday
Use toys
Wednesday
Then I was able to generate two randomized cards with those values, for free, and print them out. I asked my wife to pick one and then we set out the rules:
The first one to get a BINGO gets a prize (TBD at the moment)
You can only claim one square at a time. So if you do something on a Tuesday and that activity is listed on another square, you can only pick one of those squares, but that remaining square can still be obtained another time.
At least one person has to orgasm for a square to be claimed. This can, of course, be changed to suit the values in the squares as needed.
Given there are 25 squares and about 30 days each month, we figure on trying to complete one card each month. We’ll see how the first month goes as we’re already six days in, but we’re both excited to try it.
Part of the fun is that we have different cards, so it’ll be kind of fun if one of us wants to do X and the other wants to do Y in order to get a BINGO first ;p
Here’s a link to the site and card if you want to customize and print your own
That’s a Great idea. One question though. Have you gotten permission to use it at the local Bingo Hall?
Would make some of those elderly professional bingo players blood pressure spike I think. Which is either a good thing or a medical disclaimer required situation instead. Haha
Actually, that almost makes me want to propose it since for some reason everyone that works with Ms. Anony keeps trying to get us to play Bingo with them and I’m like. Uhhhh
Maybe shouting bingo would be more interesting if that was the board.
@Anony I’m in my late 30’s myself, but I’ve heard that some of the communities for those of an advanced age can actually be quite wild, so perhaps this is already old hat for them
Oh trust me. Black Bingo Halls from the dirty south are “Out there.” I used to have to go open doors for drunk old black ladies while working at Pop-a-Lock and I’ve seen some…unfortunately unforgettable things.
I’m in CA now though. So I’m not sure whether to expect more or less outrageous activity.
I’m in my 30s as well. I just can’t imagine anything more boring. But now that I’m with Ms.Anony I’ve had to hear at every family function (From all ages, both above and below mine), that well…one cousin (younger) takes a bottle of EverClear with him, and I was like…yep, that’d make it more fun.
And the “elders,” are just out of control in general so I can only imagine. They’re spread all over the state though. I just can’t see myself sitting in a bingo hall wishing I wasn’t doing ANYTHING else.
And hey! It’s a post menopausal aid for lubrication too.
@ScorpioDaddy solves many problems with one ingenious solution. That aren’t even related to his intended use of a pretty neat re-vamping of what many would consider an ultimately boring as hell activity.
One square down, but then I fell ill over the weekend along with Easter festivities and other life events getting in the way. That being said, it’s definitely given us something new to flirt about throughout the day and the fact that we can both get fairly competitive is a nice way to keep things interesting as well.
I created an account just so I could reply to this post. I absolutely love the bingo card you created and the rules you’ve put behind it. You’ve certainly put some thought into this and that makes for a great game.
I am from the site you linked to. edited by mod Heh, play testing.
all the old gals at the local bingo hall with be palpitating! 
