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Inside Lovehoney
1

Starting them off early it seems...

http://www.armyofmom.com/dora%20aquapet.jpg

Extra pun for it being Dora the EXPLORER.

2

Hahaha - you've got a DIRTY mind crayola :-D

Now that would be an embarrasing one for the A&E.

3

If I got my hands on it she'd be promoted to Dora The Anal Explorer!

4

I wonder if it got taken off the shelves as people complained? Or maybe it got sold out due to the mothers... :P

"Mummy, why do you keep Dora in your bedside cabinet?"

5

Oh God... that's awful! You'd wonder that at some stage during the design process, no-one managed to look at it and go, hang on...

Bizarre.

6

Actually I quite enjoy spotting all the hidden phallic symbolism around the place, you'd be amazed how much there is. Doubt if the designers of this toy realised what they'd done though.

7

Thats said- who else thinks the new tango bottles look suggestive..?

8

This one on the other hand...

http://www.elitesavers.com/funny/suck-bottle.jpg

9

Lol- just me then happy camper? It's the top- reminds me of a fitted condom! (The bottom kinda detracts though lol)

10

Ribena bottle anyone?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/graphics/2007/09/20/earibena120.jpg

11

If you can put it in your mouth, it seems that it'll be shaped slightly phallic

12

I bet somewhere, someone has shoved a 2lt coke bottle where the sun doesnt shine...

13

Best I've ever managed is a 473ml bottle of a stuff called Pom.
Pomegranate juice.

http://www.pomwonderful.com/

Insertable length 5 inches. Circumference 9.96 inches.

It's not the '2-litres' thing that puts me off trying - it's the 'Coke'!

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@ crayloa -
Yep, I think you might be correct! Click on this if you dare.... :-O

http://slave1.imagebeaver.com/files/i/c98/303609040804marta.jpg

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MY EYES!!

16

In BBG we trust (for all the weird pr0n)

17

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! I agree with Shellyboo *covers eyes*

18

Anyone manage to hang onto Mr Wood aka truncheon !!!! Remember hearing a near neighbour belabouring, or should that be belaying his g/f with one with the admonishment "Tell me when you come". Well campers forget Sightsavers he should have gone to HearingSavers !!!!!!

Tallboy