With having young twins you always chance them interrupting you.
The one time that sticks in my head we were having a good session late at night thinking they were well asleep. I had my wife legs right up in the air. We were both thoroughly enjoying are self’s and close to climax and then with no warning the bedroom door opens. Ive never got out of my wife’s grasp so fast and then the awkward questions start “what you doing daddy” the only thing I could say was the old classic of just play fighting with mummy
Oh dear..A good story you might laugh about with them, at some point in the distant future. The OH insisted once they were walking age that a lock went on the bedroom door. They’ve never questioned why it’s there and luckily they’ve never been locked out (to our knowledge)
And if you get caught again, you say he’s on his second flying lesson Oh did plane noises and even put his arms out. Credit to him, it was quick thinking on his part
Never forgotten when I lived with my parents and my Dad entered the extension to load the dishwasher in my “lounge” area. My bedroom was next door and his future son-in-law was balls deep in me when my Dad decided to strike up a conversation with me through the closed door
We were interrupted once by my mother and his mother, we totally forgot both were visiting one Sunday, OH had me fastened to our kitchen table, i had dildo’s in my ass and fanny and OH at the other end of the table getting a BJ when the two mums walk in and saw the scene, i was facing away and didn’t see them for a moment, they both said oh hello and went into the other room and waited for us.
Happened so many times with kids now. We mainly say we are hugging or play fighting. Sometimes our son will jump in and try join if we say mess fighting so we stopped that one
But it normally leaves my wife and I very horny for the morning if we are unable to finish. So sometimes I like it as her hornyness shows.
I remember when my wife was very, very broody and we watched a movie with the kids. We all had our blankets over us and I was sharing with my wife and she just wouldn’t stop
We were going for it one Sunday morning and we had the door locked but it isn’t a key lock it’s a passage lock that you can open with a knife or screwdriver. Our young son busted in and while we were diving under the blankets he informed us that our lock was stuck but luckily he managed to fix it for us with a butter knife.
That’s all very nice, until one remembers that both dildos would have succumbed to the laws of gravity and fallen to the floor long before someone got to the other end to get sucked off.
I’ll add that story to the list of things that didn’t happen.
We got interrupted by our 8 year old right as my wife was about to experience her most powerful orgasm ever. She’s had great orgasms in the past but she was literally on the edge of something amazing. She had to put the duvet over her mouth as she was screaming so loud - I was going at her so fast, she was so wet and just as she was about to hit the top, our daughter walked into the bedroom!! NOOOOOOOOO
We were having a threesome at a friends house and her little one wondered in. My wife and our female friend were both naked on the living room floor I had gone in the kitchen to get some more drinks for us so I had to hide behind the island as I was fully naked aswell. They just told little one they were naked because it was hot and they needed a cuddle. We got away with it.
My OH and I were feeling particularly horny/naughty which usually ends up with him in my bum and on this occasion a toy in my pussy too.
We were just getting into it when our daughter came on the monitor saying she needed a wee! I’ve never seen my OH put his clothes on so quickly so he could get to her before she came in. Thankfully he managed so crisis avoided.
That is the closest we have come thankfully, really don’t want to be explaining that one!
A friend of mine was spending christmas with his in laws.
Both he and his wife were feeling horny, apparently all watching TV his wife had gone to see to the baby, my mate went to see if she if she was ok, both took the oppertunity to have a bit of fun. She gave him a BJ Thing was it was all heard on the baby monitor in the lounge where everyone was watching TV
I was home alone and feeling a bit low. My ex messaged me asking how the weekend was going and without thinking I just replied with an unusual could be better. Left it at that.. my son lives with his mother, my ex, and my daughter lives with me.
Since having split with my ex many years ago I have started to self pleasure with dildos.
My daughter was out at her friend’s this day and I started to play with my toys.
Curtains closed I’m on a towel on my recliner dildo balls deep. The door swings open and my ex walks in, checking in on me after earlier. I was pretty fast to pull a blanket over, but I think she kind of got what I was doing, stopped my son walking in by a few seconds until I was covered.
My son went upstairs to play on the games machine while I sat there opposite my ex with my biggest dildo balls deep inside me.
She must have know as she offered to make me a coffee and left the room. Long enough for me to remove my toy and hide it. And get my trousers on.
It was a game of who smiles first loses. She’s only mentioned it once to me since then thinking she might embarrass me, but she knows I do like riding my dildo.
.A good story you might laugh about with them, at some point in the distant future. The OH insisted once they were walking age that a lock went on the bedroom door. They’ve never questioned why it’s there and luckily they’ve never been locked out (to our knowledge)
Oh did plane noises and even put his arms out. Credit to him, it was quick thinking on his part 
