I’m needing some new kitchen ustensals and planning to stop at Ikea on the way home and it made think about their kitchen department where I’ve bought some of my favorite pervertable spanking toys, so the question is, is Ikea and stores like them a low-key sex shop?
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I may have once joked about their “Bang” plates and who one would need to bang hardest before it breaks, the plates or me?
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And…?
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Well plates break if you throw them on the floor 
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I think there should be a universal sign for people who are interested in pick-up sex going around Ikea during the day, say like wearing an enamel pineapple badge (available for £2ish) or something.
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To be fair, I’ve done plenty of screwing after a visit there
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I do believe for some things they must think in the designing test process, how sexy capable is this piece as a multifunctional item 
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Badge will presumably be called something like Fukar.
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A friend actually held a kinky munch at the Ikea food court. Good food and a couple of dozen kinksters shopping after.
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I read something the other day about a lady who got frisky with a pair of kitchen tongs. I was imagining Ikea selling a build your own dildo kit.
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@BUSTYSTCLAIRE That made me do a spit take of water all over my laptop! I so owe you a virtual spanking!
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hahaha
Ikea spanking och köksavdelning
Good food, good nosh, and a whole lot of bargains - oh my gosh!
Meets all the criteria for a good munch.
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You could call it the munch bunch club !!
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