Jiggly bits (warning: totally random)

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So it started when my partner picked me up from a night out with my friends and I'd had a bit to drink (okay a lot to drink).

Apparantly, as I can't remember any of this, I sat on the edge of the bed slouched over, playing with my tummy going, and I quote, "jiggly bits, jiggly bits, bounce, bounce, bounce, for a good 10 minutes before he finally stopped finding it amusing and threw me into bed.

I totally denied it happening but I've found myself doing things like that more often now. Like this morning when I jumped out of bed and caught my bum bouncing in the mirror opposite so spent a good minute or two seeing how much jumping up and down would make it bounce!

I'm planning to tone up this year but I don't know if I'm fully prepared to say bye bye to all my jiggly bits. What will I have to bounce if my ass isn't slighlty jiggly anymore?

I can remember a time not so long ago that I was really conscious of my little bouncy bits and stretch marks but having my partner who likes me how I am has really helped with my confidence and now I love my body :)

So yeah, random post, does anybody else like playing with their jiggly bits and apparantly making up songs or is it just me?

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I do this kind of thing regularly. I think it tends to descend into self loathing too easily for me though.

I will agree that I'm almost scared of losing the weight. Truth is, I'm big, and everyone says that being thinner would make me healthier, except I'm really healthy as it is so unless they expect losing a stone to turn me into superwoman I'm not quite sure what they're talking about... But I digress...

I like my boobies and my big ol' butt and it wouldn't be the same if they didn't jiggle! Catch 22 for me.x

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Lots of us guys luv your jiggle bits !

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I have wobbly bits! My ass and my baby pooch which I hate with my every fibre. It's so much smaller now even after dumping the 3 stone but it's there like my floppy ass, always giving me the eye in the mirror! lol.

I hate seeing the pooch hang when I'm on all fours! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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I hope you mean pouch lmao

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Lol no! "pooch" that's my name for it!

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I love this. I'm totally all for people loving their bodies!!! Even the jiggly bits. Jiggly bits, jiggly bits, bounce, bounce, bounce! My new moto.

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Ladies your like a surprise Christmas Present, Outside your the well wrapped gift, and inside you are the Fabulous Present everyone wants. Love all of you xx

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Rimmer57 wrote:

Ladies your like a surprise Christmas Present, Outside your the well wrapped gift, and inside you are the Fabulous Present everyone wants. Love all of you xx

Sadly, not everyone, Rimmer.

I have a love/hate fascination with my wobbly bits - love lying in bed and setting the "wave" (belly) in motion, but I'm not pretty in undies (or out!!)!

One of my fave telly clips is from the Simpson's X-Files episode. Homer's on a treadmill and Scully comments on him being fascinating to watch, like a lava lamp.

I think I'll go and slo-mo vid my belly now...

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I get like this if I'm in a good mood and especially if I've just had my hair dyed and all my essential maintenance done, because then I feel like God's gift to mankind 😂
But my favourite is running up to my OH, jiggling my boobs in his face and shouting HAKUNA MA-TATAS! I think I'm hilarious! 😂