Joke: How can you tell which is the head nurse? She's the one with the dirty knees.

Introduce Yourself
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Hello,

Sorry for the cheesy yet kinky joke. I'm new to the forums and thought that be a cheeky icebreaker!

I am Imogen Arie, daytime Pharmaceutics student and nightime lover of toys. I would class myself as a naughty batman. Instead of agility belts and a batmobile I have nipple tassels and a vibrator. I am quite new to the sex toy race but I've been writing erotic novels since I was 17 and I'm not quite far from that age now as we speak. I hope to combined my love of writing and love of pleasure to write new refreshing and maybe quite unorthodox reviews in order to help young girls or anybody whos new to sex toys take that leap and enter this very kinky, pleasurable but mostly fun world of sex toys.

Tell me about yourself! And if you have a naughty joke or riddle I'd love to here it! Post it below :)

Thank you.

- Miss Arie xoxo

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Hello and welcome to the forum Imogen, we're a friendly bunch :-)

Just a quick heads up, sexual happiness starts at 18 here at Lovehoney, anything before that just didn't happen ;-)

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Hello and welcome 😊 I'm a 24 year old women from London, I like horror movies and books, I'm an animal lover and have been a vegetarian for about 11 years.

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Hello and welcome! I'm 24, married and in a D/s relationship. My favourite pastime is reading erotic fiction and I'm scared of heights.

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Hi and welcome :) I'm 51 , married, likes include reading erotic fiction , role play and spanking . Dislikes are spiders and clowns.