I have been dropping hints to my lovely wife about having a nice long romantic weekend for Easter. I told her I was going to spoil her and do all the things she liked. I said it had been a while since I had something nice and juicy to stick my tongue in… she has just given me a pack of Cadburys cream eggs…
Time to work on the communication again lol
This actually made me laugh out loud 
so I’m hoping this was a little satire, and not a serious situation . If it’s not my sincerest apologies and I really hope you enjoy your cream eggs 
God I would do a lot for a pack of cadburys crème eggs - I would do anything 
Might be the winning egg…
The question is though, How do you eat yours? 
This is actually a true story, I just thought I would share it 
However the joke will be on the other foot once I put one of the eggs somewhere interesting to eat :))
I hope you mean the glovebox…
Hahaha!! I once knew someone who kept wanting to shove a crème egg up my ass, I was very hesitant 
So did you actually end up getting egged?
Let’s just say we had a cracking time and I did end up with egg on my face.
Haha!! Alas not I told them if they shove an egg up there, you may not ever see it again
Glad you had a great Easter then!